Pinballing

A common occurrence frequently seen at social gatherings. When you are intoxicated to the point where you are still able to stand but when attempting to ambulate you ricochet off one item and are redirected toward another. This pattern typically continues till you are no longer upright or you have ricochet into an object that has provided support ie: chair, friend, pole etc.

I was so lit, all I remember was pinballing through the crowd while everyone was watching the band.

Four or five shots of this and you’ll be pinballing your way to the bathroom.

Check out that girl, she’s freakin pinballing off of everyone on the dance floor.

Dude, you don’t want to be the guy in the video who pinballed right into the pool... have some coffee.

by TwoTzus July 14, 2018

Pinballing

When 3 or more, typically male, bullies gang up on one boy to take turns kicking him in the balls in rapid succession.

He was sent to the nurses office after a round of pinballing.

by NerdKnight August 16, 2020

Pinball Jones

When someone kneels beneath your balls and repeatedly flicks them left and right. The term originates from common fetish associated with those who attend Pinball Jones in Fort Collins, Colorado.

That bitch hit me with the pinball jones last night

by Poopfaceman August 21, 2023

Waluigi Pinball

Not only the best track in mario kart history, it is also themed after our lord and savior Waluigiiiiii

Person 1: Waluigi Pinball is bad
Person 2: No
Person 1: Yes, Wario stadium is way better.
Person 2: "Proceeds to slap Person 1."

by alayayeet December 31, 2020

pinballing

The act of a girl "bouncing" from one guy to another, then to another, and another, and back again to any guy previously encountered, in an erratic and unpredictable matter similar to that of a pinball bouncing off objects and scoring points with each bounce in a pinball machine, and with the purpose of finding a guy to "hook up with" at the end of the night. Each encounter is relatively short-lived and involves flirting, dancing, making out, drinking, etc.

The ability to pinball increases in very crowded bars or clubs wherein the ratio of guys to girls is extremely high. Often, the destination for a night of pinballing is pre-selected by a girl and her girl friend(s) based on previous success at that destination. The act is usually accompanied by a feeling of giddiness due to the plethora of options, the thrill of the unknown outcome and the night's combined adventures. The act is also often induced by the consumption of excessive quantities of alcohol.

The club was packed with hotties, and my girl friend and I were pinballing all night long.

by bittersweetie May 3, 2011

pinball rape

The act of bouncing around a dance floor at high speeds, grinding with any and all bodies with which one comes in contact, regardless of gender or consent.

I was just standing here coramulating with Martha when all of a sudden some guy is rubbing his pelvis all over my leg. And then, just as quickly, he's gone, and I'm just a victim of another pinball rape in the animal breeding ground.

by Wowbagger October 6, 2007

pocket pinball

masturbating through your pockets, usually when someone is bored, or there is a sexy lady sitting across from you at a business meeting.

Employee: it seems like the new guy always keeps his hands in his pockets. What's up with that?

Boss: He has a habit of playing pocket pinball

by FerrariDude December 19, 2010