1: The second chair piccolo player. Usually female, blonde, and attractive. Seemingly useless in most bands or orchestras, as there's rarely a part or need for a second piccolo. Usually ends up sleeping with the conductor/musical director, followed by first trumpet, then the rest of band. Never present when percussion or rhythm section are bumping gear in or out.
2: Anyone brought along on a night out purely for their sex appeal or to be slept with at night's end.
2: Anyone brought along on a night out purely for their sex appeal or to be slept with at night's end.
Hey, check out the new 2nd piccolo. How long until she sleeps with the MD?
We're going out, let's bring Claire as a 2nd Piccolo. If there's no hotties at the bar, she'll do just fine.
We're going out, let's bring Claire as a 2nd Piccolo. If there's no hotties at the bar, she'll do just fine.
by bennyn May 30, 2009
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The Pickalotapuss is defined to look like a platypus but has scales and fork tongue as well as the need to feed off a woman's parts and sometimes cats
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by MamaSolo May 6, 2017
Get the Silver Piccolo mug.1) A trumpet tuned an octave above the normal B flat trumpet's range. Has 1/2 the tubing of a normal trumpet and a fourth valve.
2) The only instrument more awesome than the trumpet; not to be confused with the piccolo, the only instrument harder to tune and shriller than the flute.
2) The only instrument more awesome than the trumpet; not to be confused with the piccolo, the only instrument harder to tune and shriller than the flute.
Paul McCartney: Bollocks! Penny Lane has so much potential, but it needs something....
-hears piccolo trumpet playing Bach-
McCartney: I've got it!
Trumpet player: I wish I could play the piccolo trumpet, but I am not worthy of it's awesomeness.
Piccolo player: You could play piccolo instead!
Trumpet player: You could play piccolo well.
-Piccolo player bludgeons Trumpet player to death with her piccolo-
-hears piccolo trumpet playing Bach-
McCartney: I've got it!
Trumpet player: I wish I could play the piccolo trumpet, but I am not worthy of it's awesomeness.
Piccolo player: You could play piccolo instead!
Trumpet player: You could play piccolo well.
-Piccolo player bludgeons Trumpet player to death with her piccolo-
by arroganttrumpetplayer137 December 8, 2010
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