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Photocopier-fixing skills

One who has the ability to fix a photocopy machine with ease. See "wizard" or "magician" or "awesomeness".
Perverted boss: "Oh my god, I tried to print out a nude photo of myself humping a desk, but the photocopier seems to have jammed!"

Audrey: "Did I hear paper jam? Don't touch anything boss, I have great photocopier-fixing skills, leave it to me" *fixes photocopier*

Perverted boss: "Good job! Now I think I have a problem with my penis, can you fix that too?"

Photoshop Fu

The competency with which photoshopping is done; Higher Photoshop Fu means higher skill, able to perform better photoshops, faster.
"You cannot hope to defeat me. Your photoshop fu is weak!"

"Brad has awesome photoshop fu. He can take a picture of a Penguin and make it look like a Puffin in seconds."
Photoshop Fu by Tapok April 12, 2008

Photoshopping 

Taking pictures of yourself in clothes you try on but cannot afford
Facebook status: "Photoshopping at Prada."
Photoshopping by cforcopy August 26, 2013

Photocopying 

meaning to smoke a cigerette
used by the younger generations as an excuse for leaving the house to smoke
MUM: Where are you going?
Child: Im going round to charles' house, i need to do some photocopying
MUM: ok then, thats fine
Photocopying by sean kinsey February 1, 2008

photoshopped

1. A technique of changing around a picture with colors, brushes, layers, etc.

2. When kids (emo or just from myspace) think that coloring a picture in paint is photoshop. They may leave a picture comment saying "Are your eyes photoshopped?!" because they are jealous that your eyes are really that pretty. But what they don't realize is that not every person owns and paid for Adobe Photoshop and couldn't possibly do that.
1. I just photoshopped my drawing, and I am about to upload it to DeviantART.

2. OMG did you see that she had no pimples!? She totally photoshopped that!!!1
photoshopped by molly thegreat July 25, 2006

photoshop diet 

Banishment of unsightly fat by Image manipulation.
Half of the men and women on matchmaker.com are on the photoshop diet.
photoshop diet by Dan Snow March 11, 2010