The Phonics Monkey from that one episode of South Park where Cartman misspelled CHAIR in a spelling bee. When Cartman tried to get help from the phonics monkey, it just started beating off behind its drumbset.
A consumer report included the growing number of returns of the infamous reading product, the Phonics Monkey, which just turns out to be a degenerate species of bonobo chimp.
by aka_Pyro April 6, 2007
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3)Pretty Hot and Tempting Metal
4)Pussy, Hips, Ass Tits coated in Rare Metal
5)A dense, malleable, ductile, precious, gray-white transition metal that is Pretty Hot and Tempting
6) On June 5, 2009, Platinum was worth $1263.00 per troy ounce (approximately $40.09 per gram). Thats Phatinium.
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Guy 1: I ran into that girl the other day.
Guy 2: Did you say anything to her?
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Guy 2: Did you say anything to her?
Guy 1: No way. I started phosing so she never approached me.
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Get the Dave-phobia mug.A program used by children to learn how to read. It is commonly used to describe a person who cannot read or pronounce words correctly. Alternatively, it can be used to insult a person who doesn't read well.
I don't know how to pronounce this (fucks the word up horribly). You know I'm hooked on phonics.
Jane: reads from a history book out loud in class, but stumbles through the reading.
Classmate: This bitch needs to be hooked on phonics.
Jane: reads from a history book out loud in class, but stumbles through the reading.
Classmate: This bitch needs to be hooked on phonics.
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as long as you only think it's happening.
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as long as you only think it's happening.
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