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Phenotard

The belief that people are narrowly defined by phenotype and not by culture, language and identity, leading to endless obsession about phenotypes especially in relation the Southern Europeans and Jews, or categorising of people into binary options of “white people” and “people of color
Person in Quora: How can Spanish people be European if they look like Arabs.

Rebutterr: Don’t be a phenotard, Spanish people have lots of different phenotypes. It’s normal for most countries.
by Scholar of Quinglish April 10, 2020
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Phonetato

Taking a picture with your smartphone that is so horribly out of focus, or too dark, or too much light or just generally the shittiest picture ever taken.
"Dude, this picture is horrible, it's out of focus, and poorly-lit. What did you take the picture with?"
"My phone's camera"
"A potato could take a better pic than this""Might as well call it a phonetato"
by Nazrethim February 10, 2013
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Phonebarassed

A person who is phonebarassed is someone who thinks their phone is obsolete towards the new phones such as the Apple iPhone 3GS or the Blackberry series.
Guy 1: "Look at this guy, he looks afraid to take out his phone."

Guy2: "That's is what we call someone phonebarassed!"

Phonebarassed guy thinking: "Wow, I'm so phonebarassed! I'm still carrying a Nokia 3310 in my pocket! I really want to get a new phone..."
by filarea February 1, 2010
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Phreetard

A fan of the band Phish that shirks all current responsiblities, not thinking or caring about future consequences.

Combination of free & retard.
Did you hear that Smithy quit his job to follow both legs of the summer tour? What a phreetard!
by badbadhubby March 29, 2010
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Poontard

Some one who is abosolutly terrible with women
combonation of poontang (pussy) and retard thus getting
Poontard
God DAMN Andrew is such a fucking poontard!
by Sir Branchaud April 28, 2006
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phoneturbator

Those who get off playing with their cell phone or PDA in public. Rather than interact socially, they regularly excite themselves by fondling the free apps they can download to their iPhone.
Mitch: What's Lance doing at the end of the table?

Uncle Tony: Didn't you know? Lance is a phoneturbator. He has his guilty pleasures when it comes to free iPhone apps. Ever since yesterday he's become comfortable with who he is and phoneturbates whenever he gets a chance.
by eskeymo January 14, 2009
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photard

A person who's head is cropped significantly smaller or larger than the rest of the people surrounding them in a yearbook or composite photo.
Homey: "Dude, look at Adrian's head in this composite photo. That thing looks like the goddamn Goodyear Blimp."

Buddy: "Yeah, he's a total photard. I think the cameraman got the framing wrong during photo day, but there are also rumors that he inhaled several massive hits of helium just before that shot was taken."
by bhbronson October 3, 2010
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