phonebooking

The art or practice of throwing stolen phonebook(s) at an unsuspecting bystander, usually done from within a moving vehicle at night. The phonebook does not have to hit the victim nor skim them, but merely be projected in their generally direction. The launch is then often followed by a tagline such as "Jigga What!" The target is usually left speechless, and before they can even begin to process the event, the vehicle is out of sight. Going around for multiple hits on a single target is optional.

"We went phonebooking last night."

"And then a fuckin PHONEBOOK flies out of nowhere, hits me in the chest, and they dissapear while shouting 'HOW DA YA LIKE THAT?' ... I have no idea who the hell they even were."

by thetonio September 30, 2006

CAMDEN PHONEBOOTH

Two-phase fart attack, best employed when the victim has just stepped out of his/her office - but is hovering nearby. Phase I: Sneak into the victim's office/cubicle/personal workspace and crop dust. Quickly return to your desk. Phase II: Dial the victim's extension, luring them into the kill zone. Watch them choke. NOTE: Especially effective on days when the victim is expecting "very important" calls. This ensures the victim run to his/her office to answer the phone, before the wall of gas can escape.

Who the hell just took a shit in my office? It smells like a Camden Phonebooth in here!

by Stands With Fist December 12, 2010

Phoebe

Most likely a Russian spy

Look it’s a phoebe

by Sato (not Russian spy) September 29, 2021

phonebook sex

The act of two morbidly obese people (preferably 500-1000 ibs.) taking their layers of fat and layering them together like you would do with the pages of a phonebook. Thus creating suction which will prevent either individual from separating from the other. (WARNING: Once this is done, you can't go back.)

Ryan, lets have phonebook sex.

by Ryan Gerrits Doherty-Pelletier November 22, 2011

Phobophobe

One who fears fear itself.

During World War II, F.D.R. inspired America to become a legion of phobophobes.

by Zacharaius R. McGuggenheimis February 19, 2009

phoebe buffay

The funniest person on FRIENDS. Phoebe Buffay is the weirdest but coolest person on T

Pheobe Buffay is cool

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

phoebe

a badass chick who you see as someone innocent and sweet but once you get to know her you soon realize she's crazy and willing to do anything

damn i saw phoebe at that party last night, she's definitely not what i expected.

by 127582796947 July 25, 2017