jeanjoneifer phobia

someone who is terrified of jean jones from kilsyth

do you have any phobias?
yes, i have jeanjoneifer phobia

oh really…

by ilovethebibleimsosorry May 6, 2022

fragapane phobia

the fear of celebrating a birthday- one who does not wish for anyone,including family and friends, to acknowledge or celebrate their birthday.

Dave: Hey Frank - we're going to dinner in the village for your birthday- wanna come?
Frank: it's not my birthday, f--k you.
Lisa: Dude, that guy has Fragapane Phobia- just leave him alone and we'll all go out for his birthday.

by Sparky2 October 5, 2007

vegan phobia

Lmao dis isn’t a real word this is just something that vegan teacher made up

Vegan phobia means blah blah blah

by Ghhdhedj March 30, 2021

weekday phobia

- a condition of people having negative feelings for

weekdays;

- a state of mind that usually occurs on later hours of

Sunday's

- a manner of feeling unmotivated, lazy, etc. to face

weekdays

- a fear that brings unhappy thoughts for the coming days

(Monday- Friday)

especially when you are expecting to do task

overtime because of too much work load.. and your

trying hard to beat deadlines.

- also suffered by real students

" I'm not interested to do anything for the moment, I'm on a weekday phobia mode! "

by lazy laila January 17, 2010

Walmart Phobia

A phobia of Walmart. I have it it means you fucking scared of Walmart and have panic attacks when you go

“I have Walmart phobia”

by “Little Z Vert” June 9, 2018

Social Phobia

A highly debilitating mental disease in which the sufferer has an irrational fear of social situations. This may manifest itself as excessive sweating, trembling, a shaky and/or inaudibly quiet voice, facial blushing, or basically anything else that you wouldn't want to happen. This could be brought on by specific situations, such as giving a speach, or, for those of us that are extremely unlucky, anytime someone so much as glances in our general direction. While talking to a social phobic, he/she probably won't make eye contact and might talk very quietly. He or she is NOT a freak, as much as you might want to call them one.

Social Phobia is not to be confused with shyness. Shyness is an emotion that all people experience, SP is a disease for a select few.

Emotions = good
Diseases = bad

by allknowingsquid October 23, 2008

Monochromatic Phobia

A fear of two of the same colored objects touching each other, such as two pink folders. They must never touch.

Kaylan showed her Monochromatic Phobia when she looked into my backpack and saw all black things touching each other.

by monochromaticphobia October 20, 2010