Plarp

sound made when you slop on a big ol peice of ass (shit)

Man I will plarp yo ass

by foofypoof91 March 18, 2003

Pharphalling

The act of not inhailing your cigarette smoke. Only puffing, holding onto it for a short amount of time, then exhailing and trying to look cool.

Bob! Stop pharphalling and inhail your cigarette!

by Bojanglin' Fool September 29, 2009

pharpus

another word for the poo inbetween your toes that smells alot like ageing goat hooves. a word commonly used between hunters of the northern-south eastern westies, they like to collect pharpus to make a decicasy made with rotting jubilee and runny nose liqiud.

hunter 1: ooh! hunter 2! come over here! I FOUND SOME PHARPUS! GET THE JAR!
hunter 2: wicked, now our delicacy is complete!
hunter 1: yaggah!

by haylie&lorah August 20, 2010

phlark

A slang word for fuck

Used in the same context

"Hey buddy, phlark you!"

by FFStudios August 8, 2009

Phlarg

Phlarg: Another word for "Fuck", but slightly more acceptable.

Jonny: What the phlarg Jimmy? Why are you beign a drama llama?

Jimmy: I got phlarged in the butt last night.

by Anonymous90001 December 4, 2007

phlart

A loud, wet fart that travels from the buttcrack to the clit.

I’ve been phlarting so much lately that I got a UTI.

by Phlart June 3, 2022

Plarpie

Referring to something out of place or unfitting.

"Dude, that Honey Bucket in the middle of the road is totally plarpie."

by Derfy McGregors September 11, 2004