pear

The word you type after you looked up Apple on the urban dictionary

You people can't help looking for fruit slang

Pears are the perfect fruit

by Orman November 1, 2016

pearl clutching

The phrase "pearl clutching" means being shocked by something once-salacious that should now be seen as commonplace. It is used to dismiss someone as being prudish, uptight, or otherwise too conservative in their thinking

“Amusingly, upon the various perfume boards there’s been a little bit of pearl clutching going on about the concept of a marijuana perfume.”

by UrbanTourist October 8, 2016

Pearl

She is one of the funniest people on planet Earth. Although she may be passive at times, she’ll stand up for herself when it comes to incredibly random topics she feels strongly about. Pearl has a heart of gold and is intelligent, though she doesn’t accept being called “the smart kid”. She knows a ton of trivia, and people wonder where she gets it all. Her temper is almost nonexistent. You can count on her to know the latest news, trending or not. Pearl will always stick by your side and make your day.

“Did you hear about how Pearl finessed her way into the teacher’s lounge?”

“Sure did. They all love her, huh?”

by jin-kyong April 3, 2021

pearl krabs

Mr. Krabs' daughter who is a whale. She is super annoying like any other teenage daughter.

Pearl Krabs' mother has not been revealed.

by zxcraous February 11, 2014

Pearled

A blunt rolled in a nice or perfect circle

Bro Lucas always pearled his blunts

by Daddyluke May 7, 2018

neil peart

Drummer from the band Rush. Known for his innovative use of unusual time signatures, steely countenance, extremely intelligent lyrics, and overall awesomeness. He is the greatest living drummer.

Neil Peart freakin rocks, I'm glad that first drummer left Rush so that, along with Mr. Peart, they could become one of the greatest bands that ever existed.

by Andy May 5, 2004

Musky Pearls

musky pearls are basically slng for a man testicles.however musky pearls refers more to the smell of a mans balls,musky is the natural smell a man gives off which is doubled ten fold in his pants as thye are usually stuffed in a tight pair of cotton briefs.pearls is juxtaposition to the negative "musky" putting a positive onto a negative presenting the idea mens balls are both bad and good.

chick 1:" i went down on my new boyfriend for the first time and he had a pair of really musky pearls"

chick 2:why do you always tell me about this shit you sick bitch"

chick 1:"...."

by Marc P November 4, 2008