ass pheasant

N: Someone who is constantly up someone's ass. Obsessed with the person they follow.

Mike Hunt: Seymore! You need to do a better job and not be an ass to our damn customers.
Seymore Asses: Damnit Mike Get off my back and quit being an ass pheasant!

by Kris Webb April 8, 2007

niggah preahse

An asian/chinese attempt at saying nigger please.

Black man: "Look here, put your fucking hands up and give me the cash"
Korean store owner: "Niggah preahse"

by Pooneriser April 14, 2005

Pheasant Phenomenon

A peculiar phenomenon that has been witnessed and recorded only twice throughout humanity. In certain circumstances it would appear that pheasants will stop all normal activity and begin to play chess.

"No way!? Checkmate in 3 moves, that's crazy!"
"Not in a Pheasant Phenomenon Billy. Not in a Pheasant Phenomenon."

by Kynum April 13, 2010

Pheasant Wrench

A term used by hunters for any type of dildo, vibrator or phallic pleasure device. The term originates from the "Pheasant GutWrench" a tool used by repeated inserting and then pulled out of a pheasant will remove it's internal organs.

Added to the fact that the "Pheasant GutWrench" looks like a dildo.

Not to be confused with a peasant wench; a cheap prostitute

Hunter 1: Are you worried about you wife getting lonly while we're away Hunting?

Hunter 2: Nope, I made sure she got a few new Pheasant Wrenches for herself. Gotta make sure she's kept content till I get back.

by 24879328792 October 15, 2012

Phethean

The type of guy to probably like Star Wars and be ginger or something. He kind of looks like Obi-Wan Kenobi, and spends his lonely nights listening to screamo metal because it speaks to his soul. Or the Kirby soundtrack, who cares. Genuine, but also rude, a Phethean states his opinion and will make passive-aggressive statements at whoever tries to oppose him.

Funi: "Anyone up for Star Wars: The Force Awakens today?"
Cole: "Don't be such a Phethean, Funi!"

by gollygeemanlikedudeomg May 14, 2017

PHEVHOLE

A PlugIN Hybrid Vehicle Owner who blocks EVcharging Stations with their Vehicle because they are not charging. They are only parking in a Charging Spot. A mix between EVhole & ICEhole

Look at that PHEVHOLE only parking in a Charging Spot and blocking us from Charging our Electric Vehicle. We had to call a tow truck a mile down the road.

by NissanLEAF September 18, 2018

Pheanix

Pheanix is a complete weirdo shes kind of a softie but once you get to know her she shows how weird and funny she is, dont get on her bad side though, cause she will woop.your.ass. they also hate meeting new people and are introverts. my names pheanix so im just relating to myself

Someone who isnt my friend and sees me: was that pheanix, shes a total softie and really quiet.
My friend or bff that sees me: Why are you so weird ->-

by Aesthetic._.Alien May 16, 2020