Patty Cake

The process of shitting one's own pants. In reference to the patty cake song, "Patty cake patty cake, baker’s man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can
Roll the dough mark it with B
And throw it in the oven for baby and me".

Tom: "I think Jeff just made a Patty Cake!"

Jerry: "Haha that's going to stain his pants!"

by conman1517 December 25, 2010

Patty Cakes

A man who is not pre-school educated

Spatch is such a patty cakes

by sonz69696969 December 17, 2008

patty-cake threesome

A patty-cake threesome is just patty-cake with three people you sick freak.
(But seriously, it's harder than it looks)

"Can I join you two to make it a patty-cake threesome?"

"Me and Andy just got into an all-night patty-cake threesome yesterday. We're still sore from it."

by Patty-cake threesome September 16, 2014

patty clap

A male viciously fucking a girl from the back while continuously Slapping her ass.

Man look at her 😍 I would love to patty clap that.

by Patty Clap July 23, 2015

Patty caking

Method of distracting a guy with random multiple slaps to the body in order to slap his penis

Dude she was patty caking your dick

by Pattycakester February 28, 2017

Patty Cake

When two men fuck a girl from both ends while playing patty cake with each other.

"That was a mean patty cake session last night with you and jessie."

by Poise King February 16, 2019

Patty cakes

A face that has chubby cheeks with no other face fat.

Person A: i miss her normal face before the lipo. Her cheeks look super unnatural now.

Person B: what? No way, the Patty cakes look is way better.

by peachy_bro July 23, 2019