phallopecia

Rapid, spontaneous loss of a man's genital hair.

Axl suspected a connection between his phallopecia and a recent visit to Paradise City.

by ursus maritimus May 18, 2013

phallocopter

When, due to pelvic gyration, the penis spins, orbiting about its base like a blade of a helicopter rotor. Also called helicopter dick.

I spent an hour spinning my hips in the mirror trying to do the phallocopter.

by ThisFrigginGuy December 20, 2015

Phalloon

When you blow air into you foreskin and see how big it can get.

Person 1: "Why do you have your dick all bandaged up?"
Person 2: "I was bored during quarantine, so I practiced making a phalloon, and it, uh...didn't go so well."

by omgwtfbrblolbbq August 22, 2021

Phallophobia

The phobia of penises.

I’m a lesbian only because I have Phallophobia.

by Drsquidward July 10, 2018

Phallography

The practice of drawing penises on other objects or pictures.

'That's a funny penis you've drawn, your phallography is really improving.'

by Aeon8 May 11, 2017

Phallophobe

One who suffers from phallophobia, or fear of penises (especially erect) in a narrow sense, and aversion of the masculine in a broader sense.

She couldn't understand the sudden and compete aversion to her partner's erect penis. She was wondering if perhaps she's become a phallophobe.

by Sapiophillic January 9, 2021

Phallogram

A simple pictorial device representing a penis.

Often consisting of two circles and a long oval to form the popular “cock and balls” configuration.

“Our test dividers were covered in phallograms”

“Those truly skilled may create phallograms in a single pencil stroke, thereby covering every fucking surface within a mile radius without being caught.”

by Mount Yermom April 26, 2023