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Phlange

That girls a phlange muncher
by Gailbitch May 12, 2019
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phalange

The derogative name for a vagina or pussy.
"Eurgh Rachel you have some crusty phalange. Put that shit away man"
by Will Parkinson January 25, 2008
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jacks & palances

A system created more than 200 years ago by the framers of the U.S. Constitution that takes power away from the three branches of government (executive, judicial, & legislative), and gives more direct power to the late film actor Jack Palance.
-Before any bill is submitted before Congress, it must first be reviewed by Jack Palance.
-If passed by Palance and three-quarters of both houses of Congress, it must then be approved by the president.
-If signed by the president, it must again be reviewed by Jack Palance.
-Jack Palance can then overrule the high court if he believes the a law is not palanced.
-Each of the three branches jacks the power of the other two...creating an equal palance of power.
The system of jacks & palances is integral to the federal government's continued stability.
by Truman Benedix March 4, 2008
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Phalangina

The act of being fingered.
Phalange+Vagina=PUSSY PUNCH
OMG, last night during foreplay he phalanginaed me so hard I had to take some advil and sit on an ice pack. Obviously I didn't go back for the big fuck.
by Reetzy January 21, 2011
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Regina Phalange

1. A pseudonym that Pheobe on Friends used.

2. BBC's Nazi mamma, also known as the ultimate bitch who thinks she's God's gift to mankind.
Regina Phalange · Pass a Note!
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livesonchocolate - there is nothing condescending about using "LOL" and ????. I used those to express the way that I was feeling at the time which was really surprised and laughing like crazy. Those fit the bill. Actually by definition the person that I was responding to was the one being condescending. Her words meet the definition if anyone wants to bust out the dictionary AGAIN on this thread - ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^see, ultimate bitch
by Annoyed onlooker May 6, 2009
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phalange

a word used by tongans to describe non polynesians. the word could be used as a derogatory term when adressing non tongans.
is alifeleti tongan?

yeah she is, but her mom is phalange

ooh ok. at least shes half gang
by oofman42069 October 11, 2017
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Phlange Factory

I just love to jeb her phlange factory....

Errr, look at her hairy phlange factory

Her phlange factory smells like rotten fish!

Her phlange factory is SO big, there's a family of Mexicans living in it!
by Dee.Dee April 12, 2010
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