When you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the Chico, CA Centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on VIP night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it's your Disneyland. Then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the sex store for Christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the Denny's to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.
by booblover December 14, 2009
Get the Whore phail mug.So epic that it deserves to be spelled the incorrect way. So much fail that it has to be spelled with a "Ph" instead of an "F". Put the 2 together and you have such and Epicness Fail that the whole universe collapses...
I got AIDS from a blood transfusion. - Epoch Phail
Yo I had a -32 k/d spread in that last Halo match. - Epoch Phail
I'm gay. - Epoch Phail
Yo I had a -32 k/d spread in that last Halo match. - Epoch Phail
I'm gay. - Epoch Phail
by Mr. Epoch Win January 13, 2009
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by j.manzano August 9, 2007
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You exclaim: "EPIC PHAIL!" ("Epic Phailure" works just as well.)
You exclaim: "EPIC PHAIL!" ("Epic Phailure" works just as well.)
by Adam (epic) August 29, 2007
Get the epic phail mug.To fail so epicly you cannot just explain it using the word "Fail" But you have to say it "Phail" fail
Also an antonym to EPIC, can be used as derogatory or as a compliment in Halo live
EPIC
Also an antonym to EPIC, can be used as derogatory or as a compliment in Halo live
EPIC
1. John is such an epic phail he doesn't even know what he's talking about.
2. That was such an epic phail with the scarab gun he killed my entire team!
2. That was such an epic phail with the scarab gun he killed my entire team!
by Haydon March 23, 2008
Get the EPIC PHAIL mug.The most extreme failure there is. Commonly used on the internet if someone does something extremely idiotic.
by TonicX57 May 4, 2008
Get the epic phail mug.failure to epic proportions. a play on the words "epic fail" derived from Korean Kpop group Epik High. Most commonly used in internet relay chatrooms (IRC).
Person 1 I need to DJ tonight...
Person 2 Er. The radio is down... has been down for 3 days now.
Person 1 epik phail.
Person 1 I was running for the train and I thought I was going to make it, but when I got there the train doors were closing so I ran smack into the train.
Person 2 epik phail.
Person 2 Er. The radio is down... has been down for 3 days now.
Person 1 epik phail.
Person 1 I was running for the train and I thought I was going to make it, but when I got there the train doors were closing so I ran smack into the train.
Person 2 epik phail.
by phusionmouse August 22, 2008
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