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placebooze

My roommate drinks irresponsibly and loses control, so we give him Odoul's at parties to keep the apartment puke-free. He doesn't even realize he's drinking placebooze!
by BuckLindsay April 17, 2013
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Placeboob

Breasts that look real but in fact are not. "Pla-cee-boobs"
Dave: "So how'd it go with that chick last night?"
Hal: "Not so good, man. Went back to her place she takes her top off and she's got total placeboobs"
by Jbag13 July 30, 2017
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Phonebook Butt

A posterior so large, when the subject is seated, they appear to be taller. Like a child sitting on a phone book.
Have you seen Jessa’s butt? She’s got a phonebook butt!
by Dr. Knockers January 3, 2023
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phonebook

the act of hitting someone over the head with a phonebook at parties due to them knocking over a cup or spilling something; a rule of beer pong
"Hey did you see Pat get phonebooked the other night? It looked pretty rough."
"Yeah, we hit him so hard he fell down. Oh well, he deserved it."
by fellowpartythrower January 8, 2010
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Phonebook dumping

Contrary to the "invisible" cancellation of subscriptions, Phonebook dumping consists of depositing stacks of unwanted telephone books in front of offices of the business in who's name they are distributed (i.e., Verizon, Pacific Bell) in an attempt to bring consequences to bear upon these businesses that generate them. It is especially prevalent during Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.), the month following distribution of stacks of phonebooks.
Every year we observe one or two weekends in Phonebook Month by collecting copies from all the lobbies and mailrooms on the block in a shopping cart and phonebook dumping them in front of the Verizon store in the middle of the night. Then we get smashed.
by fizzyfizzz@yahoo.com January 4, 2012
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myspace phonebook

A school yearbook or collection of old yearbooks.
When trying to find more people to friend, I get out the myspace phonebook.
by astropodfive May 28, 2007
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Phonebooking

The act of accessing FaceBook from your cell phone.
My laptop is down so I am on Facebook from my cell phone....God I hate phonebooking!
by CavesWoman October 1, 2010
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