Palintologist

A person that follows/studies political dinosaurs.

Dude1: You'll remember Dan Quayle once said "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."

Dude2: Remember Dan Quayle quotes? Dude what do I look like a Palintologist?

by Blind Assassin July 7, 2009

Plint

A Plint is basically to be someone as invisible and imaginary to their friends as Clint was to the Russo Brothers in Infinity War.

Noone cares about you, you plint.

by joycesmagic August 24, 2018

Plintus

Petite elephant

L.L. Boo Boo: Have you seen Steven?
Jon: Steven who?
L.L. Boo Boo: Steven Plintus.
Jon: Doesn't Plintus mean Petite elephant?
L.L. Boo Boo: It's like how danger is Johnny Depp's middle name.

by Babyspookysexy September 9, 2009

plint

an unreasonably useful all-purpose swear, cuss, or generally offensive and negative descriptor. Can function in most word forms. Created and coined by Mark, Alexander, and Nathan in Psychology class.

"Abbey plinted out again! I thought she was gonna get the goods!"
"You plint! What the deuce?"
"Quit plinting around, you mother-plintah!"

by Mark, Nathan, Alexander May 19, 2008

Plint

Plinting is the horrid feeling where you just can't hold a poo in any longer, it is the extreme of 'touching cloth', where you can literally feel it about to come out and if you don't get to a toilet right away then, be prepared to be classified a PLINTER

Also

Plinted

or as an insult, PLINTER or PLINT

I am plinting

You are a plint

I plinted yesterday at work, I was so close to tagging the floor.

by blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade December 19, 2009

plint

penis lint
The fuzzy residue left on a penis after using a brand new tube sock for masturbatory purposes.

Man, I just got a brand new pair of tube socks. Now I have to go wash off all the plint left behind.

by jotthedot March 21, 2008

plinth

Falling, usually as the result of inebriation. Usually involves an inital unsteady sway rapidly followed by several slapstick-esque stages of decension, often bouncing off surrounding objects leaving the individual slumped in the corner.

Two bottles of wine, one absinthe and Katie plinthed

That was a huge plinth

by gooseygander1981 December 6, 2007