petteded

what you are after a pett has sex with you.

I got petteded last night

by anonymous May 13, 2005

the petes

A disease both contracted by sex with pete, inflicting females with a twenty four hour, seven day a week, 365 day a year sexual desire with the only antidote being sex with pete.

OH MY GOD I've got the petes!!!!

by Extreme Juices December 25, 2007

Horry Petter

Bootleg Harry Potter.

I just found this great Horry Petter doll in the 99 Cent Store!

by adfsdfdsafadsf May 14, 2003

PETTYSKWAD

A group of individuals who's sole purpose is to be petty.

Oh no! Here comes that PETTYSKWAD !

by Sicarioloco81 July 29, 2017

petesexual

When someone is sexual attracted to daddy Pete Davidson. The attraction is so strong it has to have its own category.

Taylor: Damn pete is so hot i just wanna suck him off
Me: Oh shit you must be petesexual
Taylor: you know it bestie
Me: AHH me too queen

by slut4mgk January 6, 2021

dick petter

When you don't have a pet to pet, and just pet your boyfriends dick.

" I need a pet to pet, I got tired of being a dick petter. "

by SonnyInAKat December 10, 2016

Petter Niklas

Swedish slang for penis. The english version would be John Thomas

Bloke #1: Zup dude what's your name?
Bloke #2: Petter Niklas!
Bloke #1: HAHA You cannot be serious mate!

by Zchwen October 3, 2011