dick petter

When you don't have a pet to pet, and just pet your boyfriends dick.

" I need a pet to pet, I got tired of being a dick petter. "

by SonnyInAKat December 10, 2016

Petter Niklas

Swedish slang for penis. The english version would be John Thomas

Bloke #1: Zup dude what's your name?
Bloke #2: Petter Niklas!
Bloke #1: HAHA You cannot be serious mate!

by Zchwen October 3, 2011

Jens-Petter

Jens-Petter is a norwegian word for a retarded monkey.

Girl: OMG! stop being a Jens-Petter all the time. If you act like a Jens-Petter one more time i'm breaking up with you.
Boy: Random monkey screams.

by Trollcat June 4, 2013

teacher's petter

Like a teacher's pet, but in addition to performing the various duties of a teacher's pet they also have sex with said teacher, thus improving their grade/classroom standing.

Angry Student 1: John got all A's again!

Angry Student 2: That's cause he's a teacher's petter.

by Travis Yawl May 28, 2007

pette

The hardest, baddest motherfucker on the streets. Definitely has a 12 foot cock.

Dam pette is a pussy slayer

by Odin pette August 22, 2017

Petelo

TOO good to say bruv one thing to say hes always got his boyz backs and never fold to any nigha shank and shiv cuz
He gonna do something called a pro gamer move go to your girls house he might be therected doxc
He wil

Petelo is a sexy man that will jump your friends and steal your girl

by Petelo May 31, 2020

ero-petter

A pervert guy who likes anime

Look at ero-petter

Nice drawing ero-petter!

by Ero-Petter September 28, 2006