pettes

someone with a massive penis that can get any girl they want.

usually around 6'9 tall and 265 heavy.

starts on all sports and is a 5 star recruit.

Pettes

by meme.god_69420 August 2, 2019

dick petter

When you don't have a pet to pet, and just pet your boyfriends dick.

" I need a pet to pet, I got tired of being a dick petter. "

by SonnyInAKat December 10, 2016

Petter Niklas

Swedish slang for penis. The english version would be John Thomas

Bloke #1: Zup dude what's your name?
Bloke #2: Petter Niklas!
Bloke #1: HAHA You cannot be serious mate!

by Zchwen October 3, 2011

Jens-Petter

Jens-Petter is a norwegian word for a retarded monkey.

Girl: OMG! stop being a Jens-Petter all the time. If you act like a Jens-Petter one more time i'm breaking up with you.
Boy: Random monkey screams.

by Trollcat June 4, 2013

teacher's petter

Like a teacher's pet, but in addition to performing the various duties of a teacher's pet they also have sex with said teacher, thus improving their grade/classroom standing.

Angry Student 1: John got all A's again!

Angry Student 2: That's cause he's a teacher's petter.

by Travis Yawl May 28, 2007

pette

The hardest, baddest motherfucker on the streets. Definitely has a 12 foot cock.

Dam pette is a pussy slayer

by Odin pette August 22, 2017

petrea

A blonde with attitude and loves hanging around with her friends. She loves food but is normally skinny. She has blue eyes and is in great shape no matter what.

Girl1: that must be a Petrea.

Girl2: yea arn't you jelly of her body.

by Cookie monsta October 19, 2013