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Peetsa

I no can has peetsa, yew no can has peetsa.
by ThaBigCheesy March 1, 2010
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pessimist

1.) A person who is known for their negative outlook upon life.

Related: cynic
Katie: You are such a pessimist!

Dante: You are going to die, too.
by Manawski February 23, 2003
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text pest

someone who sends endless text messages to his or her partner
as above
by john keig December 30, 2003
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pessimist

Someone who is rarely disappointed, but sadly, very rarely pleasantly surprised.
A pessimist is a misunderstood realist, who would like to visit the planet optimists live on, but wouldn't like to live there.
by caster1 January 17, 2008
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Pessidog

Pessidog (noun) :

Kids below 15 years of age who are rarely or even never watch football games at all, but make bold claims such as : National league is Easy, Copa America is bigger than World Cup, only goal matters in football, penalty is the most difficult thing in football, and that Leonel Messi (a.k.a. Pessi) is the greatest footballer of all time.

They often come up with fake stats or fake quotes just to convince everyone how Pessi is better than Ronaldo the G.O.A.T.

Despite being born mostly due to condom failure, they have serious talent to be a stand-up comedian in the future as their logic is already a joke.
"What is a brain, dad?"
"No idea, son. We are pessidog"

My friend has down syndrome but he still looks like Albert Einstein when compared to a pessidog.
A boy having no knowledge about football and saying pessi is better the ronaldo that describe pessidog
by Tom kaeeyes November 26, 2021
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Optimistic Pessimism

Hope for the best; prepare for the worst.
Optimistic pessimism is a great way to live your life, because you can't lose.

People who argue that optimistic pessimism - or any kind of pessimism for that matter - is a self fulfilling argument are just naive irrational pseudo-philosophical hippies.
by I hate optimists April 25, 2010
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Pessidogs

A special kind of dog breed aged btw 5-10 who idolize a little midget from Argentina know as Pessi. They comments "pessi is the goat", "pessi>all" in different social media platforms including Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, etc. (Even in a unrelated post)
Well know for abusing other football fans when they loose a GOAT debate, they starts entering others private life to mock, abuse and degrade them in public. (Can be called as parasites)
Their main obsession is thinking about the best football player ever who played the game.. Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐. Poor pessidogs can't accept this fact, so they abuse his fans.
X: Hey that kids are saying Pessi is the goat.
Y: Don't worry about them, they're Pessidogs. Just ignore.
by Dracula 7 September 5, 2021
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