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Anti-Pesto

A name Lady Tottington used to call Wallace in the film series 'Wallace in Gromit' and the whole internet has no idea what it means.
Lady Tottington: Victor, stop fooling around in the dirt and have a look at this. The ingenious Anti-Pesto have completely dealt with my rabbit problem! Isn’t it marvelous?
by reinfaster March 15, 2023
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store bought pesto

Something Susie doesn’t like
Call me crazy if you want but I never like store bought pesto”
Wow Susie that’s really crazy
by Astrobacon November 27, 2023
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A clit of pesto

A small dollop of pesto, "clit" meaning dollop/mound/blob in this case.

The word "clit" can only be defined as a "dollop" in this specific scenario.
For example, you can not say "a clit of sour cream", that makes no sense, it only works with pesto.
This pasta would be really good with some pesto, I'll just have a clit of pesto on the side.
I am not sure I like pesto, just serve me a clit of pesto to try.
by Ramonybologne February 17, 2025
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Pastor McMurtry

Tommy McMurtry (Who may or may not be associated with Pumpkins, Pumpkin Bread or Pumpkin Eater - who ALSO may or may not enjoy being Pumpkin MilkShaked, and who has been rumored to be Pumpkin Positive) is a pastor for Liberty Baptist Church, a traditional Baptist Church located in Rock Falls, Illinois; which holds deeply homophobic and bigoted ideals. Whether or not Tommy McMurtry IS sexually attracted to pumpkins is unknown, but it is highly speculated.
Jim - “Pastor Tommy McMurtry? I heard that guy is sexually attracted to pumpkins.”
Basir - “I’ve heard that too, but we just don’t know.”

Jackie - “Pastor McMurtry? Never heard of him.”
Damien - “That’s the pastor of Liberty Baptist Church. It’s never been confirmed, but I heard from a friend that he has a kink for pumpkins. I don’t normally kinkshame, but he advocates for violence and capital punishment against GSRM (LGBT) people, so I think in this case it’s excusable.
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Pectoralysis

Loss of pectoral muscle function and range of motion. Most commonly caused by excessive chest exercises in a workout.

Side effects include: Slowed Upper body movement speed, Soreness, Acute desire to stretch chest area, Chronic probing of chest.

Chronic Pectoralysis leads to: Enhanced Breast size, Rounding of breasts, Increased bench press, Enhanced Peacocking ablility

Exercises known to cause Pectoralysis:
-Bench Press
-Chest Flys
-Incline/Decline Bench Press
-Pec Deck
-Multiple Varriations of Push Ups (medicine ball, One handed, Bosu Walkovers, Etc..)
-I did the P-90X chest/Back workout and I had Pectoralysis for a week!

-Hey man did you get Pectoralysis from Mondays workout?

-Sorry Coach I cant do push ups today, I have a severe case of Pectoralysis.
by Bobby Blueberry July 14, 2011
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Pastor Maldonado

Pastor was a terrible formula 1 driver who wrecked all the cars he drove. There wasn't a race without one of his crashes but he was the last driver to win a grand Prix for Williams (2012 Spanish GP).
Lewis Hamilton:"Pastor Maldonado is the worst driver ever"
by YobroYobroyo October 11, 2019
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pastor jackson

A Brummie slang term from Birmingham UK for a gay male who is very effective at passing as a heterosexual male
Is David gay?, No he is more of a pastor jackson kind of guy.
by VictoryForCake January 23, 2020
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