Pessifist

A person who believes in pacifism but doesn't really think it will work.

Steve was going to go to the peace march but didn't because he's really a pessifist at heart

by bassislife July 25, 2011

Passimist

One who is engages in passimism. Passimists hate on things from the past regardless of the subject's actual quality. Someone who is a passimist may also be referred to as "passimistic".

I'm a passimist and therefore I must say that hair metal sucked, regardless of all the evidence to the contrary.

by flashadams May 24, 2010

happy pessimism

the "happy pessimism"-movement ist a new kind of subculture for young intelligent peolple which know about the irresistible apocalypse but regardless still trying to make the best out of it.

Duddley: Ayo MC, everything ist gettin´ bad, people will destroy each other, money over emotions and stealing vinyl is illegal...
MC: For sure, Duddley, but try to take it easy - Happy Pessimism, Cousin! Peace.

by CJ Kinkel August 4, 2006

potimistic

Being hopeful while you are stoned!

The act of believing something while you are high as fuck and not realizing that you are soon to forget what you are being hopeful about as soon as the THC leaves your body.

(while stoned)

(Josh)Yo I think I will get that Government job tommorow I mean I know they are going to drug test me but who knows I may pass!
(Travis) Way to be Potimistic bro!

by Lamzaney May 17, 2011

pessimissbitch

A depress person who will do anything to disrupt a successful movement. A loser who don't like looking at other people succeed.

John is a pessimissbitch because he hate to see other people doing good in the world.

by Lindell November 18, 2010

Pissimist

The tiny droplets of urine that gets on the toilet seat while pissing

"Is the glass half empty? Is it half full? Doesn't matter cuz it'll just end up being pissimist anyways"

by WhiteRussian523 May 3, 2018

technology pessimist

One who does not/can not see all the potential positive benefits of technology. These feelings are often derived from and can be attributed to a lifelong confusion towards complex systems and products. Members of this group almost certainly majored in a liberal arts subject (as opposed to engineering).

When I pulled out my Treo 660, Jaime ran away. I tried text-messaging her, but she never replied. What a technology pessimist! If only she knew what she was missing...

by Cool ET June 9, 2005