Purgatory Maybe

There's "Heavens no" and "hell yes,"

this is "Purgatory maybe."

Person 1: "Do you want to go see a movie this weekend?"
Person 2, unsure: "That's a purgatory maybe."

by disasterbastard March 11, 2020

Perkatory

That excruciating time in the morning while you wait until your coffee has brewed

Man, I was so hung over, I was in perkatory until that first cuppa java was ready

by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020

Caffeine Purgatory

The feeling of having had too much coffee or caffeine, while simultaneously feeling you haven't had enough. Wired, yet wasted.

1. "Ey bro, one more cup' a joe and I'll be tweaking but wake me up if I crash on the sofa, a'ight? I'm in Caffeine Purgatory!"

by stef22 June 4, 2013

Pervature

the degree to which someones perverted-ness is uncomfortably awkward

My friend began "hitting" on a girl and his pervature only got steeper.

by Wheres-The-Fun-in-That December 10, 2014

Pregatory

Combination of pregnant and purgatory. A place or state of being pregnant whereby the woman is tired of being pregnant but at the same time not ready to deliver and care for a baby.

While in her 3rd trimester, 60 lbs heavier, swollen ankles, bed rest, and recently lost her job, she was in the deep throes of pregatory.

by shlac September 30, 2016

smoking a turd in purgatory

An admonition given to an individual who engages in socially unacceptable behavior, especially at the expense of another.

"I told Jimmy that if he didn't apologize to that nun for asking if it was her breath or her pussy that smelled terrible, he would be smoking a turd in purgatory."

by Politically Incorrect Schmuck June 14, 2006

Sushi Purgatory

The time of day, between 2 and 4 in the afternoon, where sushi restaurants are closed between lunch and dinner, making it excessively hard to find sushi.

We tried 4 different restaurants, but found ourselves trapped in sushi purgatory.

by Memoric powers October 4, 2009