pert

a variation of mert, if the person merting you's first/last name begins with a P.

"dude you just got pert'ed" - ala, Posey-Mert

by john December 25, 2004

Dos Equis-pert

A person who knows a lot about beer, particularly a certain kind of beer. Often also a connoisseur.

Steve: Dude! Bob just told me how many calories, grams of fat, and percent daily value of vitamin D that a bottle of Dos Equis has, without even looking at the label!
John: What a Dos Equis-pert!

by a Dos Equis-pert June 30, 2011

pert

to pick veg/friuts off sombody else propordy

i pert on my friends house

by [e-mail] November 3, 2022

Pert

An adjective for attractiveness.

The example below is meant to be read in the movie intro voice that is low pitched and says, “in a world…”

Additionally the last word of the example is the movie title.

In a world of ridonkculus monkeys, one pert chiqurrita defines a whole new fruit, JANGO!

by Random Human… January 3, 2025

Perting

When a woman is getting Eiffel Towered and once the two men are about to cum they both pull out and the same time. A woman standing close by who is on her period scoops up the two men’s cum with a spoon and mixes her urine, period blood, and the cum in a cup and drinks it.

On Tuesday we decided to go Perting, Martha was the one getting Eiffel Towered and Cassidy who was on her period drank it.

by Plebeian Body January 5, 2025

pert

an abbreviation for perfect.

mostly a basic white girl term 🤠

girl 1: omg !1!1! that shirt is SO pert 😍😍
girl 2: i know right 1!1?

by 🤠 August 11, 2018

Sam Pert

A total bender, who can often be seen fucking his cats ass. He is also known to have gay sex with his two bum buddies, B b b Bradley and Bruno.
Obviously Sam is the bottom

Hey did you guys see Sam Pert the other day, what a nonce!

by Jimmy diddler December 6, 2018