A personality thief is a person with a sever lack of knowledge in the how to of being a normal, funtioning social human being. He finds himself leaching off the personality of someone who is socially succesfully at the moment, and adopts their behavior in an attempt to fit in. However, this normally causes a backfire because of the obvious overkill present, and the pitifulness of the unoriginality.
Lashmeeeee: Wow, this is fucking clutch!
Lashmeeeee: "Failed attempt at an inside joke he's not apart of"
Victim: Lashmeeee you faggot, stop stealing my personality and get back in your fucking single!
Lugo: You fucking personality thief!
Lashmeeeee: "Failed attempt at an inside joke he's not apart of"
Victim: Lashmeeee you faggot, stop stealing my personality and get back in your fucking single!
Lugo: You fucking personality thief!
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Megan- Nike? whats so great about Nike?
Luann- NIKE IS THE BEST!!!
Sandra- YEAH!
*high five*
Megan- Ugh. you guys are such personality twins!
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Luann- NIKE IS THE BEST!!!
Sandra- YEAH!
*high five*
Megan- Ugh. you guys are such personality twins!
personality twins
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- the desired (but presently impossible) procedure of installing a personality into a person who appears to have none
Background: Many 'non-contributting-zeros' and 'useless-eaters' would do better for themselves and society if they had dynamic and well functioning personalities, or just died. The percentage of the population which could use this procedure seems to be growing. The end game for the Zombie Apocalypse is to have robotic mindless people --- perhaps this fictitious concept of 'personality installs' might be able to thwart what seems to be coming.
- the desired (but presently impossible) procedure of installing a personality into a person who appears to have none
Background: Many 'non-contributting-zeros' and 'useless-eaters' would do better for themselves and society if they had dynamic and well functioning personalities, or just died. The percentage of the population which could use this procedure seems to be growing. The end game for the Zombie Apocalypse is to have robotic mindless people --- perhaps this fictitious concept of 'personality installs' might be able to thwart what seems to be coming.
Ex.1
Jim: Is it just me, or does that guy seem like a zombie to you too?
Bob: Oh yeah! That empty-vessel is a useless-eater who could use a 'personality install'.
Ex.2
Jim: I think Jane could do with a 'personality transplant'.
Bob: Jane would have to have one, first. What that non-contributing-zero needs is a 'personality install'.
Jim: Is it just me, or does that guy seem like a zombie to you too?
Bob: Oh yeah! That empty-vessel is a useless-eater who could use a 'personality install'.
Ex.2
Jim: I think Jane could do with a 'personality transplant'.
Bob: Jane would have to have one, first. What that non-contributing-zero needs is a 'personality install'.
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