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percussion calibration

The process of beating the snot out of a piece of equipment to get it to work properly
I had to perform a minor percussion calibration on that IBM workstation until it cooperated.
by D. Williams September 2, 2005
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girl percussionist

a girl who plays a percussion instrument. normally only a few in a grade and sometimes in the school. if there are more than 1 half of them are normally really cute. also since they spend so much time around guys they are normally tomboys and have a guys sense of humor. they've probably dated at least one person in their section, most likely the 2nd cutest one because the 1st is obsessed with percussion and "doesn't have time for a girlfriend." all in all, girl percussionists are the ones that have the most guy friends, the most boyfriends, and the least amount of girl friends, and they don't care either.
"OMG did you hear that Sydney is a girl percussionist."
"Yeah she's the perfect candidate, her being all tomboyish and smokin' hot."
by chickenwing008 April 10, 2011
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prussian winter

When Russia invades the German Empire during world war two, but they get pushed back, and Vladimir (John) Lenin decided to start a revolution backed by the Germans
General: How is the invasion going?
Soldiers: Sir, the prussian winter is pushing us back
by ♥🗺☠ May 22, 2021
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ass percussion

1.To slap a woman's ass with the palm of your hands during sex, especially when you're hitting it from behind. 2.The clapping sound made from ruf sex, especially when hitting it from behind.
Yo, I was playin ass percussion with yo baby's mama last night and now my hand stings.
by booticus June 13, 2010
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indoor percussion

a group of people (usually around 15 to 30) that perform 5-10 minutes of music indoors after marching season has ended. ages of people involved depend on the category (scholastic-highschoolers, independant-any age up to age limit, open-mostly college aged up to age limit, world-mostly college aged up to age limit).

ensembles usually are split into front ensemble (marimba, xylophone, vibraphone, synth, toys) and battery (snare, tenor, bass drums, cymbals) or in the case of concert ensembles, that have just front ensemble with no marching. the music difficulty depends on the categories (or a mixture: i.e. independant open, scholastic A) and usually follows a theme or idea shown through the music.
indoor percussion groups are insane, how do they play all those notes?!
by erika barrett January 9, 2008
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Franco-Prussian War

a war where germany kicked some french ass!!!!
Prussia:its time to chew sauerkraut and kick ass and i am all out of sauerkraut oh well ill start the Franco-Prussian War and teach the french revolutionarys not to mess
by fuccckkkk yeaaa January 30, 2010
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Percussion Code

This really cute chick on Twitter that likes to bang things and such because drummers/percussionists do that and they do it attractively.
"There's Percussion Code bein fine as hell again."
by L1v1nN1ghtmar3 February 19, 2014
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