Pepto-Bismol Pink

A shade of pink that is named after that horrible, chalky-tasting stomach relief medicine.

After discovering that she was having a girl, she painted the baby's room Pepto-Bismol pink.

by majenwen November 30, 2004

Pepto Bomb

When you wake up puking and shitting your brains out, you drop a shot of pepto in a red bull and gun it to make a quick recovery.

Yo OD, I got so fucked up last night i think i ate some bad street meat late night. i havent left the shitter in an hour and my legs are numb. I need to rip a pepto bomb and get the fuck to work.

by shooooteh January 9, 2009

Texas Pepto Bismol

The act of vaginal penetration with a woman suffering from heart burn on her period to the point of ejaculation. Once your semen has thoroughly mixed with her blood the woman hovers over a glass or bottle and pushes to excrete the bloody concoction. Then in an effort to soothe her heart burn, she delightfully drinks the mixture.

Ex. "Last night my sister was having a real hard time falling asleep cuz of her heart burn. In a last ditch effort to soothe her pain I gave her a Texas Pepto Bismol."

by Rockwallposter99 November 6, 2017

Pepto Bomber

A mixed drink which consists of dropping a shot of tequila into a glass of Pepto-Bismol. Typically consumed the morning after to help treat hangovers.

Manny: "Hey Vince, you hit it pretty hard last night. Do you want a Pepto Bomber?"

Vince: "Yeah, better make it two."

by Boozy Springer April 15, 2008

pepto

anything innocuous and curative

Don't worry about valerian - it's completely Pepto.

by Victoria December 10, 2003

peptimistic

A viewpoint where the glass is both half full and half empty. Where the optimism stops when you realize the sick reality people live in.

Being happy as a child until you discover how bad the world is with gangs, violence and sins.Its a stop between optemistic and pessimistic = peptimistic/poptimistic

by Jam-to-the-Sun April 22, 2009

Pepto please

A phrase used toward couples who are being very loving to one another, usually those who are dating, engaged, or have been recently married.

This phrase insinuates that the lovers' mushy talk will cause the person listing to vomit, therefore needing Pepto Bismol.

Rarely said to couples who have been together for long periods of time due to lack of needing to.

Lover 1: I love you darling.
Lover 2: I love you too dearest.
Lover 1: But I love you more sweetie pie.
Lover 2: Oh no. I love YOU more love muffin!
Person listening: Pepto please!

by PinkOrchid January 5, 2011