Penion

When a man sticks his cock in onion juice and then uses his penis and balls to swab the inside of a females mouth

Kyle: ah man she was being a bitch last night so I gave her the penion

Chad: no way bro

by Xx_Pornhub_xX May 14, 2020

penison

a fancy word for dick meat, like how red meat is called venison.

person 1: hey, did you eat any venison for dinner?

person 2: not much, but in bed i found some pretty hefty penison.

by pedobeeeeaaaar October 20, 2011

pensioner

pensioner
An old guy who receives money for just being around a long time.

The pensioner is a useless old man.

by Apple Cider May 13, 2005

old age pensioner

miserable tight old cunt who cant afford to buy a round of beer

person 1: oi its your round
person 2: i cant afford this im a old age pensioner

by vWarspite August 12, 2022

Pensicon

1) A hot guy. 2) Something very pleasing

Example 1 Faith: Woah! That dude is so pensicon! Priscilla:I knw ryt! Example 2 Awww my friend did the most pensicon thing for me today!

by Prina November 6, 2010

pussy pention

When a man spoils his lady in the courting phase whether she’s just a friend, a girlfriend, or wifey and maintains her finances and upkeep that pussy.

When a man goes above and beyond to take care of his woman.
This pussy needs to be clothed and fed. This pussy needs a roof over its head. You want to mess with this pussy there’s a pussy pention(payment/fee/quota)

by Tiffanyalexis.j December 15, 2017

Alfred lord penison

An English poet and playwright we all have to hear about in AP English Lit

I memorized some alfred lord penison lyrics for my AP English lit class

by D Flawless February 22, 2022