Penised

The act of calling one's phone, and shouting penis before hanging up.

"Oh did you hear? Bill just got penised last night."

by Bluntz June 11, 2006

Penises

Either
Of very poor quality; highly inferior. Contemptible; despicable. Unfortunate; unpleasant. Being in a state of discomfort or unhappiness; miserable

OR

extraordinarily good; used especially as intensifiers; Of the highest or finest quality; exceptionally good of its kind

1. That waitress was penises

2. The girl I saw at the club last weekend was all penises

by B-Rok June 23, 2003

penisitis

A disease causing the penis to turn to dust, usually accompanied by a "poof" sound. This disease is the cause of most fat, guyish lesbians (also known as bulldykes).
This disease is typically caused by sleeping with a person housing a certain bug found in most countries except vietnam. The bug is called a "urethratinsite". It crawls into the urethra and sucks all of the moisture out of the flesh and muscle in one swoop, leading the structure to dismember into a cloud of dust. The poof sound is created by the dust re-hydrating in the air.

"I can't sleep with her! Ill get penisitis!"

by the hangar October 20, 2008

Penises.

A word to use out of frustration.

Person 1: What is the answer to that question?

Person 2: I don't know! UGH! Penises.

by heyheyheyfatalbert717 June 15, 2011

penised

To be perceived as a being who has a dick and a testicle

Ashley is a penised human in her friend's eyes

by chan 6969 November 10, 2018

Penisitis

Penisitis is a disease that kids can be born with. It is a disease that causes people to say penis or else they will get very sick and die. The most famous stripper in Africa (Haily Pourneya) was born with this life threatening and heart breaking disease.

Ex. "Did you hear about the new disease, penisitis??"

by Haily pourneya February 7, 2022

penisable

being able to grow multiple penis' and having the power to turn into one.

yo I heard monkeys are penisable

by three_cheers.for.sweet_revenge August 7, 2021