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gay peninsula theory

The theory that gay people in the United States enjoy living on this tips of peninsulas, which is quite possibly a subconscious phallic desire. For proof, look at three different cities: San Francisco, Provincetown, and Key West. All three are known for high percentages of gay residents, thriving gay tourism, and prominent gay pride parades; and all three are located at the tips of peninsulas.

Granted, Key West is technically part of an archipelago and not a peninsula, but US Route 1 connects the entire island chain to the mainland, so for practical intents and purposes, the keys form a peninsula.
No doubt uptight ignorant people will cry "homophobia" when they read this, but there is nothing offensive about gay peninsula theory.
by klopek007 March 14, 2010
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Political Peninsula

When a country is surrounded by another on three sides.
The Country of Bosnia is a Political Peninsula

Portugal doesn't count, as it is surrounded by two sides Spain, and two sides water. Keep that in mind
by Made word so she'd be right September 23, 2012
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Sighnai Peninsula

A desert region in coastal Egypt where people heave great wheezes of discontent.
Why anyone would wanna live in the arid region of the Sighnai Peninsula is beyond me --- I would think that I, too, would be rather noisily-huffy and out of sorts if I had to make my home there.
by QuacksO March 28, 2019
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Iberian Peninsula birds

Portugeese and Portugulls.
Iberian Peninsula birds --- both native and migratory --- are very abundant, so I would imagine that there might indeed be quite a few "PortuGEESE" and "PortuGULLS" among the avian ranks that are randomly present throughout the year.
by QuacksO November 26, 2020
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Common Peninsula trash

Someone from the peninsula who is trashy
God, Shannon can be such common peninsula trash
by Writer99999999 December 23, 2020
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Reverse Peninsula

A body of water surrounded by land on 3 sides
Between Dalian and Yantai is where the Yellow Sea feeds into a Reverse Peninsula
by BruhBoi69 March 1, 2021
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The Upper Peninsula Knockout

When you come in a woman’s mouth and punch her in the face
Dude, your mom finished me off last night and I punched her right in the face. You could say I showed her the upper peninsula knockout.
by Shlobonmyknob June 16, 2023
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