Penical

A mechanical pencil.

comes from a combination of the word "mechanical" and "pencil"

Josh: Who stole my penical?

Everyone else: Did you check your fucking backpack?

by 1tch33 June 5, 2011

Penisaurus

N. Penisaurus - Derives from the male organ Penis, suggesting that the intended victim is a large penis (Or the derogative alternative "Cock")

Dave, you are a penisaurus.

by Carl April 2, 2005

penisagina

a female version of the male pleasure organ commonly known as the penis, the penisagina is what we refer to as the clitoris.....like the penis, the penisagina also erects during arousal and is the one and only exterior portion of the female genitalia that is capable of producing orgasm upon stimulation

i.e. rub that penisagina!!!

by Jenny and Yelena April 13, 2007

Penivag

A chode so small that it looks like a vagina, note an exceptionally large urethra adds to the effect.

Wow! Look at that penivag on Johnathan!

by qwertygui March 20, 2009

peniagratoliosis

when your penis gets stuck in the erect position, and coughs blood.

Penis-Viagra-Tuberculosis Combo.

Is that blood?

Yeah, I've got a bad case of peniagratoliosis...

by hibrrry January 16, 2011

peikay

Someone who drops f bombs like its World War II

Peikay: *********
Person: u can't even get through one sentence without cursing can't u

by aesthetichurricane January 28, 2018

Penial Explosion

When ones penial gland builds up a large amount of semen but it is never ejaculated out of the top so the entire gland explodes.

My best friend is recovering from a penial explosion.

by SkeetBeat77 October 2, 2018