A formal command or mandate which requires the recipient to stop acting in a certain way. A Penile Injunction is usually served when someone is particularly annoying during a social situation.
Oli: Look at that group of Chikitie over there by the bus stop, I am going to try and get involved.
Tom: Don't make an idiot out of yourself, they will think your a joker with your stupid hair.
Oli: Shut the fuck up, your the joker. I am going to get myself a hot fucking Chikita.
Tom: Dont fuck with me, or I will serve you with penile injunction
Oli: Dont do that you twat
Tom: Ok, you asked for it fuckface, I hereby serve you with a penile injunction preventing any attempted approach or contact with the Chikita's. Unlucky bitch.
Tom: Don't make an idiot out of yourself, they will think your a joker with your stupid hair.
Oli: Shut the fuck up, your the joker. I am going to get myself a hot fucking Chikita.
Tom: Dont fuck with me, or I will serve you with penile injunction
Oli: Dont do that you twat
Tom: Ok, you asked for it fuckface, I hereby serve you with a penile injunction preventing any attempted approach or contact with the Chikita's. Unlucky bitch.
by Mot241 June 25, 2009
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The straight male prisoner of such a colony is subsequently subjected to repeated unwelcome cornholing by the gay inmates.
The straight male prisoner of such a colony is subsequently subjected to repeated unwelcome cornholing by the gay inmates.
Hey, didjya hear that Bernie in New Seattle hosed down all of those schoolchildren and got sentenced to life in a penile colony?
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by Dave_roolz October 22, 2003
Get the penile mug.Any activity involving your wife and your penis or another extremely rare sexual encounter involving your penis.
Husband - "Babe, what are the chances of us engaging in some penile activity tonight?"
Wife - "I'm watching Desperate House Wives. Put your penis away."
Wife - "I'm watching Desperate House Wives. Put your penis away."
by Arnold Brownshviger November 24, 2018
Get the penile activity mug.Pendejada (Spanish - noun, singular) - Idiocy. Foolishness. Nonsense. Something that is asinine, stupid, absurd or a waste of time.
Friend1: "Dude, check out my spinner. I can stop it with my teeth!"
Amigo2: "Ay dumbass. Forget that pendejada and let go talk to those chicks over there"
Amigo2: "Ay dumbass. Forget that pendejada and let go talk to those chicks over there"
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Inspirational quotes from him include: "uwu" and "owo".
Inspirational quotes from him include: "uwu" and "owo".
by hypixelmineman102 October 17, 2020
Get the Penderdrill mug."POTUS" ("President of the U.S.") is widely used.
Since January 2017, when Donald Trump was inaugurated, the term has been re-interpreted by opponents of the "Duce-naranja" (Trump).
Proponents of this new term have argued that it is especially appropriate and somewhat sly because of its use of a Mexican profanity ("pendejo," which is usually translated as "complete fucking asshole"), which the POTUS would struggle to pronounce or recognize, given his hostility to Mexico and to any other nations or cultures other than his own.
According to a New York Times report (June 23, 2017), this new use of "POTUS" has gained popularity among opponents of Trump and others.
Since January 2017, when Donald Trump was inaugurated, the term has been re-interpreted by opponents of the "Duce-naranja" (Trump).
Proponents of this new term have argued that it is especially appropriate and somewhat sly because of its use of a Mexican profanity ("pendejo," which is usually translated as "complete fucking asshole"), which the POTUS would struggle to pronounce or recognize, given his hostility to Mexico and to any other nations or cultures other than his own.
According to a New York Times report (June 23, 2017), this new use of "POTUS" has gained popularity among opponents of Trump and others.
"que la chinga, el Pendejo of the US (POTUS) is a real pinche pendejo." and: "We had no choice but to create a new term, 'POTUS,' to refer to this payaso. All previous presidents were pendejos, to various degrees, but this is the biggest POTUS ever."
by PayasoProfesorJordi July 24, 2017
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