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penitoid

Noun. A person with an abnormal thought process which centers on (for men) or focusses on (for women) the penis. A person whose mental focus is on the penis, usually to the exclusion of other, often more relevant, considerations. A man who thinks with his penis; a woman who fetishizes the penis in her thought processes.
Dude, that beotch is a real penitoid.
by Buscho December 7, 2006
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penito

The smallest designation of penis size / length. Similar to the "schlort", the penito represents a laughably short size of the male anatomy.
"When she got his pants off, she laughed out loud at his small penito."
by Frank Klaune March 5, 2004
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Penith

Pe•nith

/' pēneTH/

A penis that is Extremely erected, and throbbing.

To the point of explosion

Origin:
ze·nith
/ˈzēnəTH/

The time at which something is most powerful or successful.

pe·nis
/ˈpēnis/

the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.
Girl you make me so Penith!
by Kal_Lynn April 15, 2020
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penitarian

person that has a diet consisting mostly of penis and sperm.
My girlfriend is a huge penitarian. Also the same as penivore and opposite to vagitarian.
by bakezzzz May 10, 2009
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Penitocracy

I'm tired of working for a company that's ruled by a penitocracy.
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Penith

A person slams their “penith” in the car door.
I thlammed my penith!!
by ndbdhhdhshsh January 12, 2022
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Fut you wuf my penith

Josh: You suck. I could kick your ass at checkers.
Caty: I will fut you wuf my penith!
by Junkrocka May 12, 2008
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