Peefing

if a woman still wants to have sex even if the man is too tired, the man will then poop, but not letting the poop completely leave his butthole, the girl then puts a condom on the poop, and fucks the condomed poop.
Bill was too tired to have sex after hours of fucking his girlfriend so he quenched his girl's sexual needs by peefing her.
by big nigga nigga nigga March 10, 2011
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Peef

Shorthand for a "pee-fart", a peef is a fart that sneaks out when you go pee. While many will restrain their public urination to avoid embarrassment, painfully reducing their stream to a mere trickle, embracing the peef and letting it rip will result in a much better flow and an all-around more enjoyable experience. When executed properly, a peef will be accompanied by a lazy, droopy smile.
Before the duel of his life, D'Artagnan placed his sword against a tree, turned his back to the crowd, and untied his drawstring. The crowd stood by, at first hearing a only trickle, before D'Artagnag released his signature battle cry - the proud trumpet of a peef echoing through the woods. Some later claimed the smell of death in the air overpowered them that day, while others said it was a vast improvement over whatever D'Artagnan had had for dinner the night before.
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Peef

A ridiculous American or a ridiculous moustache.Even better, a ridiculous American, sporting a ridiculous tash.
The kind of moustache or human that collects biscuit crumbs, marmite and Guiness froth. Much admired and modelled by the boystown mincers of San Francisco. The Builder from The Village People is a also a prime example. A slightly comedic but ultimately sad indictment of US contemporary culture/society.
-Jaysis- check out the Peef over there-yeh the one who is drinking Guiness by himself- wow! he's even wearing a yellow sweater and extra white trainers.

-yep-thats a Peef alright.
by Horse from IMBRFC May 10, 2006
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Peef

A pork and beef hybrid. It’s what is made after a cow and a pig finish fucking.
“Hey! Want some peef?”
“What the fuck is peef?”

Hybrid of pork and beef.”
“What the fuck.”
by pablolore1 September 02, 2020
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Peefing

When a man farts out of his penis. The male version of queefing
Yo man, I was just sitting in class and BAMN! I was peefing!
by Jessie Snow March 30, 2014
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Peef

when a guy gets a blowjob and air gets blown into his penis and after the blowjob, his penis releases the air resembling a queef. Penis+queef= Peef
Holy crap! was that a peef?!?
by merrrman95 October 19, 2011
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Peef

A Queef for men, to fart out of the penis
Man i just let out the largest peef
by Cinderella-Man August 24, 2017
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