ziggy poo-peed

Okay, getting ziggy poo peed is when you wake up in the morning after a night of drunken action and you have jiz and vomit all over your body, youve been peed on, youve soiled yourself, and the most important part- There's a big fat penis resting on your face.

Awh man, I got ziggy poo-peed last night.

by Jeff December 7, 2004

i peed

Peeing yourself and telling somebody or something, that in fact you have peed

I peed

by Yes this is pee July 28, 2020

eye yam stew peed

Yes you are

Eye yam stew peed

by Ya boi 263 October 13, 2022

I Peed in your mom Vachina

A lego league of legends player has gotten more vachina than you.
Has 2 side chads to emphasize the peeing of the insides a vachina of which your mother owns

Me - “Hey what did you do to my mom?”
Lego guy - “I peed in your mom vachina?”

by Bollocks Mcartny Jr. August 23, 2021

lana peed

deep anal

Dude your mom totally loves lana peed!

by infamous noble November 21, 2010

almost peed my pants

APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.

When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)

by lawaimike December 16, 2016

Lit Peed

That one dude from instagram who plays football and is probably greasing your dime.

You know that lit peed boy from instagram he just greased my dime.

by LITPEED November 24, 2021