pedo bear

A cartoon bear who is a pedofile, he only goes for people 12 and younger. He also showed up on the Olympics for one country because they mistook him for one of the mascots, but I forgot which one. He circulates the internet and will never go away.

He is coming for you.

Child1: Hey look, that bear is giving away candy!
Child2: It even says so on that truck he's driving!
Child1: Ok, lets go!
Mother: NOOOOO! Honey, call the cops, pedo bear just stole the kids!

by a mysterious stalker June 9, 2010

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Pedobeard

Combination of the words "pedophile" and "beard". Pedobeards are usually unkempt as a result of months of careless growth, filthy looking and smell like ass. Those who sport this style of facial hair generally spend their time creeping on others, touching children inappropriately and/or coaxing hapless victims into the back of their molester van.

Harry stroked his mangy pedobeard -- which he had not shaven in months -- after a day's worth of successfully picking up young schoolchildren and stuffing them in the back of his van.

by Seru987 October 20, 2009

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