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Pendantic

An intentional mis-spelling of “pedantic” that can used in conversation when wishing to goad a pedant.
“Stop being so pendantic about it”
“It’s pedantic actually
Exactly
by Workinghardorhardlyworking? September 18, 2020
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pediantic

a whore who endulges herself in spunk for the pleasure of others
kim pedianticd herself for matt so that he could get off
by elizabeth November 5, 2003
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pediatric cocaine

a term growing popular in the medical world.

the Drug Ritalin, in the long run is shown to have some parallel effects as rock cocaine when ingested or crushed/snorted.

a.k.a. Ritalin.

a great way to fuck up your kid. used in schools as a control drug, it isolates the part of the brain that controls how much energy you regulate. when ingested, it works as a rather VERY effective downer, then has all the effects of the street drug, Speed, after about 8 hours. after the period of the drug's potency, the effect wears off, and your child will act like a nitrous'd car: nearly impossible to restrain.

the best way to deal with ADD/ADHD is just to cope with it. accept the fact that your child is different.

people who believe this helps their kids need to be shot or lynched.
a better and similar definition for pediatric cocaine is under speed
by druggedasakid1991 June 10, 2010
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pendantic knob

Someone who gets very uptight and pedantic about miniscule and negligible things.
"Uh, shouldn't it be 'pedantic', not pendantic?"
"Shut up, you pendantic knob!"
by ratismal April 8, 2019
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Pedandick

The act of an individual who corrects spelling or grammar in a smug fashion to feel superior.
David: I hope your going to Heather's party.
Andrew: You're so stupid it's YOU'RE not YOUR
David: You're so pedandick.
by Doctor Dickson Poon May 2, 2011
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Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome

Grammatical (or grammar) pedantry syndrome is an illness or a form of obsessive-compulsive disorder where someone has a compulsive desire to be an asshole.
"Me and mark ate cookies!"
"You mean, 'Mark and I ate cookies!'"
"Stop it!"
"Sorry, I'm an asshole (Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome)."
by borlaxis May 16, 2017
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pedantic

A tendency toward involuntary discovery of evidence suggesting widespread ignorance and/or ineptitude, esp. with regard to linguistic communication.
There were days when Lisa's instinctive pedantry threatened to overwhelm her.
by Marquis Francois X. de Marzipan February 22, 2004
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