photosexual

someone sexually addicted to photos.

he loves making love to to photo paper he must be a photosexual

by D.J H.V January 13, 2008

Pedosexual

A person who claims to be pedosexual is literally a pedophile. fbi open up

Harold: HEY LINDA GUESS WHAT IM PEDOSEXUAL
Linda: Harold wtf your literally a pedophile. Im calling the police and divorcing you
Harold: but im a part of the lgbtp..
Linda: -_-. The p is for pansexual...your an idiot harold
FBI: FBI OPEN THE DANG DOOR
Harold: oh noo
Linda: :)

by Monikaplier February 28, 2020

petrosexuals

A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with there large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.

There are no such things as lesbians, just women who haven't been with petrosexuals.

by Do Work Son April 7, 2008

pentsexual

A pentsexual is a disgusting, foul minded member of all our local communities. They will literally have sex with anything, whether it will be a man, woman, animal, alien or a type of fungi.

person 1: did you hear about jake the other week?
person 2: I'd be lying if I did, enlighten me,
person 1: Well just person 2, jake fucked Rob Schnieder, Natasha Kaplinsky, free willy, Kang & Kodos and between the toes of his own foot.

person 2: he has athlete's foot does he not?
person 1: Yes, so what does this mean person 2?

person1: Well just person 1, hes a god damn fricken pentsexual.

by roger129 August 4, 2011

pedosexual

A non-existent word invented by pedophile activists as part of their ongoing effort to legitimize and legalize the sexual exploitation of children.

See pedophile.

Bob is a pedophile but he calls himself a "pedosexual" in order to portray his deviant sexual desires as a mere sexual orientation. The rest of us know Bob is really just mentally ill.

by Ed January 21, 2005

Pedosexual

People who will never be welcome in the lgbt community they are a disgrace to the human race and deserve nothing but pain pedosexuals Are low life bums who are disgusting trampy things

Damien: I’m pedosexual

Nova: no you aren’t you a low life sex offender who deserve nothing but pain and long life in prison 🤢

by N01 December 28, 2019

Pedosexual

A pedosexual is someone who has sexual feeling twoards minors. They are people who have intercourse with children, and see themselves being in a realationship with a minor.

My oppinion: if they are so horny, then they can go fuck themselves. Leave the childern be. You're not pedosexual, your a pedophile. Being pedosexual is somehow legalized...like, wtf government?! Were supposed to put our trust in you and you let Trump stand as our president, and let pediphiles run loose.

Jøregen: I am a pedosexual.
Elsa:no you're a pedophile. You molester children asshole. Your not in lgbtqia+ and never will be shithead.

by ilyalbedo November 2, 2019