Melting pearls on my tummy

How ejaculate might look on one's stomach after masturbating.

American Dad - Season 7 Episode 9 Rodger says "I'll just be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me."

by stevezoob June 9, 2012

Pearl Twirl

The female equivalent of a sword fight.

Do you want to go to the bathroom and have a Pearl Twirl?

by Deembee June 14, 2018

Pearl (splatoon)

Pearl Houzuki (Hime in Japanese) Is an inkling and is one of the members of Off The Hook, a fictional idol group (her partner being Marina Ida) in the game Splatoon 2 released on the Nintendo switch... she also has a big forehead and is a literally trash gremlin... I lover her so much

Pearl (Splatoon) is my favorite character!
Idk why some people don’t like Pearl (Splatoon) , she’s great
JUST APPRECIATE PEARL GODDAMNIT

by Rat_Lord April 7, 2021

pearla

This girl happens to always be happy and always smiling and laughing for apparently the most pointless stuff. She has a lot of charisma. People love being around her and tend to enjoy her goofyness. Guys tend to like her by her personality. Many girls that don't even know her tend to hate her. Pearla is different. Pearla doesn't care what people think of her. Pearla is one in a million. You're lucky if you have her. Don't let go of a "Pearla"

"Dude I like this one girl and she always know how to put a smile on my face"

"What's her name dude"

"Pearla"

by Asecretboymuch January 20, 2015

lou pearlman

1.ASS who STEALS money from CHILDREN.
2.Fat Bastard
3.Cheese-doodle-loving, pastery-eating, money-stealing fat ass.

"Lou Pearlman stole everything he has from everyone that worked with him."

by Kerri September 6, 2003

Father of Pearl

When you cum in the shower, and the ejaculate forms small, pearl shaped clumps.

P1: Hey, did you get your girlfriend that pearl necklace she was asking for?

P2: Nah man, I let her jerk me off in the shower and gave her my father of pearl instead

by meatyA June 18, 2016

pearl clutcher

An uptight person, usually but not always female, usually but not always of conservative mores, who reacts with shock, feigned or otherwise, at other people's violations of decorum, propriety, morality, and so forth.

Someone got up at the PTA meeting and suggested the school hand out condoms to teenagers. The pearl clutchers in the audience nearly went into cardiac arrest.

by Emdeecee January 3, 2008