Twin Peaks Charter Academy

Try to be a religious school and very strict. if you leave campus the administration will run after you and call the cops. If you don’t do a sport and lose every game then you suck or your wierd. There are dumbass uniforms and wierd naked paintings around the school to make us look good. The people who go here try to be cool and
“popular” but there is no such thing as popular and everyone knows everything about everyone so watch your back.

Twin Peaks Charter Academy is GAY

by Y U MAD DADDY December 2, 2019

easy peasy lenin squeezy

A variant on the phrase "Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy", which is a child's rhyming slang to indicate an easy task. However, this term is used specifically in reference to the violent overthrow of government, or in reference to the act of writing any text, pamphlet, paper, or book on such subjects.

1) "Comrade, are you ready to storm the Tsar's Winter Palace and install our protelariat government in place of this autocratic and outdated feudal monarchy?"
"Yes, comrade. It will be easy peasy lenin squeezy because they are all fat bourgeois pigs."

2) "Yo man, have you written that essay on Karl Marx yet?"
"No, but it should be easy peasy lenin squeezy, I've read the book twice already."

by Manish Melwani May 8, 2008

easy peasy

the first half of a rhyming phrase with several alternate second halves, all of which connote an activity or a result that is, respectively, simple to perform or achieve.

Tie your shoes? Why that's easy peasy lemon squeezy!
Beat your meat? Why that's easy peasy Japanesey!
As a red-stater, condemn books and films without having read or seen them? Why that's easy peasy puddin'n'pie!

by the sobsister December 9, 2004

Peaks & Valleys

Female anatomical landscape where the peaks = tits and ass and the valleys = pussy and ass-crack

P-Phat explored Miss Italy's Peaks & Valleys!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

peaks

very very erect nipples, usually on a female

check out the peaks on that chick, she must be freezing

she's so horny that you can see her peaks through her shirt

by Jumbalya December 10, 2007

peakshow

n., A situation in which one or many is overwhelmed by how high everyone around him/her/them is. The "peak" is a term used to describe that one's high is "peaking," ie., at the highest point after the smoke.

(Burning 5 gram blunts at a social event with 20 kids around you, all laughing uncontrollably)
"John, this is hillarious! Look at these kids!"
"I know man...fuckin' peakshow!"

by Steve-head May 4, 2006

peaky blindered

The erect male organ is gently inserted between the blinds so only the cock is visible through the window.

Girl 1: Jakes cock is huge, I saw his organ through the blinds
Girl 2: Oh my god! You got peaky blindered?

by BigTruckBigCock April 30, 2019