pchooly

pchooly (pronounced as either p^chülı or pısıhülı) is known by many video gaming enthusiasts as the Twitch's King of Rage, King of Call of Duty: Warzone Rage, and the Legendary/Mythical Gamer Rage King. pchooly often rages at the absolute hardest whenever he loses gunfights (whether it be in normal BR or in gulag), loses a BR match or places second, makes multiple excuses, complaints, and rants about how stupid CoD: Warzone is, rage quits, and also breaks his equipment. Back in the old days of pchooly's streams, he consistently beat the living shit out of his dummy named Steve. SportX 4 even created some mega rage compilation videos dedicated to showing pchooly's RIP Steve moments. Aside from SportX 4 and 47, as time went on, channels like Warzone Compilations, Pixim Gaming, Steve2up, | COD WARZONE CLIPS |, Call of Duty Moments, VvhemoTr Ttv, St4rBull3t Gaming, Rage Nation, and many more, have also created their own compilations of pchooly raging hard, rage quitting, hitting Steve, making multiple excuses and rants, and breaking his equipment.

some pchooly's memorable quotes:

1) "I just can't, I just can't, I just can't, I just can't, I just can't! Everything is just fucking goddamn fucking up right now, man! I can't move 'cause the thing he picks is not reloaded! My guy jumps over the fucking king, I can' t fucking move! I FUCKING CAN'T FUCKING--(slams the desk)--I MOTHERFUCKING--(slams the desk twice and slaps Steve afterwards)--FUCK!!! GODDAMN IT!!! FUCK!!! HOLY SHIT!!!"

2) "WHO THE FUCK!? SNIPED ME, MAN!!?? WHO THE FUCK!!!??? SHOW ME THE KILLCAM!! THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S GOT A FUCKING LAUNCHER!! (spikes his headset to the wall) FUCK!!!"

3) FUUUUUCK!!!!! WHAT AM I GETTING STUCK ON!!!??? FUCK!!!"

4) "RUUUN!!! (tries to run, but fails, and proceeds to slam the desk) FUUUCK!!! GET ME OUT! I'M FUCKING DONE! I'm done! I'm done! I'm done! I'm done! I'm done! Get the fuck off the fucking game! Close the fucking game! I'm done! Chat, thank you for everything today. Thank you for the subs, thank you for the gifted subs, thank you for the donations, thank you for everything. I'm fucking done! Bye! What the fuck is he diong!? Run to the fucking door! I'm done!"

1) I've seen multiple compilation videos of pchooly raging hard and slapping Steve, and oh shit...is he hilarious as fuck! RTFOFLMFAO

2) I watched pchooly crack his own voice like a monster when he was like—FUUUUUCK!!!!! WHAT AM I GETTING STUCK ON!!!??? FUCK!!!

by St4rBull3t Gaming February 9, 2022

Cookies by the Pool

Cake by the ocean refers to sex... "Cookies by the pool" refers to masturbation... aka... "Fapping"

Tiana thought that little old man was so damned sexy... she couldn't help but have some cookies by the pool...

by Content Creator February 4, 2018

Pool Room

Australian slang; a repository of treasured objects, saying that something is "going straight to the pool room" means that it is worthy of treasuring and preserving. (From the movie "The Castle")

"This mug is going straight to the pool room."

by Merusdraconis April 9, 2006

Pool-child Syndrome

Found in teenagers and adults who grew up with a swimming pool. Symptoms include always insisting on activities taking place at their home and rarely participating in activites taking place at someone elses home. (ex. movie nights, dinners, etc.) These people may be, at times, condescending, persuasive, and defensive when they have to venture outside of their own home.

These teenagers and adults are used to not leaving their own comfort zone because as a kid they did not have too. Friends and other kids always went to their house to swim because they had a pool. Now these people are jerks.

Mandy never comes over for movie night because she has pool-child syndrome

by S.K. Kaos March 18, 2011

Local Swimming Pool Bitching

When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.

Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?

Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.

Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?

Elliot: I dislike the Shape.

Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog

by TheElderPrawn October 18, 2011

Drop some friends off at the pool

To take a shit. There is no indication as to how severe of a shit but it is usually assumed to be a short one considering the context the phrase is used.

Dude, I'll be over in a bit. I just gotta drop some friends off at the pool first.

by IshotTheSheriffbutNotTheDeputy January 13, 2009

POOL'S CLOSED

The rallying cry of the brave /b/tards who protect habbos from AIDS-infested pools and protest against the racist mods and their quest to exterminate all nigra in the hotel.

Habbo: lol can i get in the bobbaing pool
Anonymous: POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS.

by AnonymousIsWatching August 11, 2006