Vaginal Palsy

A rare, temporary condition seen in women who have extremely skilled sex partners.

Symptoms include loss of motor control, inability to walk straight, unintelligble speech (mmmmhh!, uungghh!, aaahhnng!, oohhhhaahh!), and difficulty standing up straight.

Vaginal Palsy and O-pilepsy are known to be related conditions.

Vaginal Palsy is one of a new class of sexually transmitted conditions known as STBs (Sexually Transmitted Benefits).

He had given her Vaginal Palsy. Her arms & legs were shaking. She couldn't talk right, walk straight, or even stand up and it would be several minutes before she could.

Vaginal Palsy by ExactPresence August 23, 2011

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bell's palsy

Condition in which one half (either can be affected) of the face becomes paralyzed, usually follows lyme disease infection.

I got bell's palsy and found out it was from lyme disease....penness

bell's palsy by DRIFTED August 23, 2006

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Balls Palsy

A condition effecting males after cumming very hard (usually from a great blow job). Where they lose control of certain motor functions generally in the face, hands, fingers and toes causing temporary paralysis and/contracture and loss of ability to form words.

“After a blew a huge load in her mouth, I got Balls Palsy and started drooling and my fingers curled up like Stephen Hawking.”

Balls Palsy by K Brogan DBag June 2, 2018

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palsy pancake

To have sex with a girl with cerebral palsy. Then after you cum, punch her in the head, steal her wallet and make a speedy getaway on her walking frame.

Ryan: Yo Denis, I gave this bitch a palsy pancake last night!

Denis: Niice!

palsy pancake by Ryan and Denis August 23, 2016