You trip, you hurtle towards the ground, you skid over 25 yards on your face, you're pavement surfing, dude.
person 1: Where'd you get the gravel rash?
person 2: drank 352 double vodkas and surfed the pavement.
person 2: drank 352 double vodkas and surfed the pavement.
by Skankerchank May 22, 2005
Get the pavement surfing mug.A human being, or what may appear to be, travelling along the roadside in the early hours of the morning, after a particularly heavy night/gern out.
Guy1: Dude check out that pavement gremlin over there.
Guy2: Thats minging, he must have had a good night
Pavement Gremlin: snarl
Guy2: Thats minging, he must have had a good night
Pavement Gremlin: snarl
by BigSchwing January 7, 2009
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by Gurly Girl June 6, 2009
Get the pavement scraper mug.1. Pavement burn
2. Ejection from a fast moving object and sliding down pavement for multiple feet.
3. Parts from the underbody of a vehical scraping along the ground as you drive
2. Ejection from a fast moving object and sliding down pavement for multiple feet.
3. Parts from the underbody of a vehical scraping along the ground as you drive
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Get the Pavement Ryan mug.A fruitless search or mission, particularly relating to love and romance. Coined by singer-songwriter Adele, it referred originally to her running after a boyfriend with whom she had just fought, before realising she was 'chasing an empty pavement' as he was no longer there.
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