pavement surfing

You trip, you hurtle towards the ground, you skid over 25 yards on your face, you're pavement surfing, dude.

person 1: Where'd you get the gravel rash?
person 2: drank 352 double vodkas and surfed the pavement.

by Skankerchank May 22, 2005

Pavement Gremlin

A human being, or what may appear to be, travelling along the roadside in the early hours of the morning, after a particularly heavy night/gern out.

Guy1: Dude check out that pavement gremlin over there.
Guy2: Thats minging, he must have had a good night
Pavement Gremlin: snarl

by BigSchwing January 7, 2009

pavement scraper

The cock of the walk. The biggest man in town, so big, he drags it in the cement.

"He a real pavement scraper", attitude bar room cowboy.

by Gurly Girl June 6, 2009

scraping pavement

1. Pavement burn

2. Ejection from a fast moving object and sliding down pavement for multiple feet.

3. Parts from the underbody of a vehical scraping along the ground as you drive

I flipped my bike on the expressway and was scraping pavement for a mile straight.

by DJ Beaver April 11, 2009

Pavement Ryan

Pavement Ryan is a very handsome and adorable person from TakeAway SMP, He's amazing

Person 1: Have you heard of Pavement Ryan
Person 2: Yes he is amazing

by Mullenly August 22, 2021

chasing pavements

A fruitless search or mission, particularly relating to love and romance. Coined by singer-songwriter Adele, it referred originally to her running after a boyfriend with whom she had just fought, before realising she was 'chasing an empty pavement' as he was no longer there.

Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing pavements?

by herringprincess February 20, 2009

pavement oyster

When one caughs up chest phlegm and deposits it on the ground, by way of spitting.

"Mind your step, there's a pavement oyster!"

by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006