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Purple Paulie

The rare creature that exists inside of Paul Martin and only comes out during arm wresting matches or uncomfortable bowel movements
I saw purple paulie last night arm wresting Jamie
by K1NG AD April 13, 2010
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pete and paulie

an irresistibly cute panda duo consisting of one large panda and one small panda whose names cannot be distinguished. they are found and adopted in Kay Jewelers and are usually accompanied by the purchase of a diamond ring, necklace, or other piece of jewelry meant to be given as a gift. However, when these gifts are dispersed, the loved one will find the panda duo and find it irresistible, leading to total neglect of the highly more expensive piece of jewelry.
Oh my god, pete and paulie! why do they look like conjoined pandas?
by kevin_kevin_kevin January 3, 2009
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brown paulie

where you shove your own dick deep inside your rectum and clean it out like a fuckin plunger until there isnt any shit left to extract. Then with all the fuckin stank on your hang down you suck your own dick. therefore a brown paulie.
Derek: ah shit dude jon was shwasted as fuck last night and pulled a brown paulie in his room.

phil: dude thats sick as fuck was there a lot of shit left on the floor?
by puss masters December 13, 2010
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Paul/Paulie

A Paul is an instant eye catcher. Usually shy and reserved until he's found his comfort zone. When he let's his hair down, he partys hard and his laugh is catchy. This introvert takes a bit of peer pressure to get going, but full of smiles and kindness. Not an ardent drinker and a clean cut guy, he is willing to push limits, try harder, go faster, take the bull by the horns. He makes people laugh with his jokes. He is hard to get to know until the walls are down. A Paul is loyal, a gentle warrior for those he loves and puts family and friends first. He is a hard worker, any Company's asset. A creative man with a heart of gold. He has an eye for beauty. A Paul only wants the best for everyone. Paul is a life-long mate. He takes friendships seriously. This guy is gorgeous in EVERY way. Inside and out. Smart, clever, and a thinker. Practical & logical. No bullshit. This friend will protect & guild you. He is generous and pure. Hang onto a Paul. He's forever material.
Wow, I wish I was a Paul/Paulie

I've been blessed with a Paulie today
by The Noogie June 27, 2019
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Pullin a Paulie

A term significant to Fairfield and New Haven country referring to the act of making up a bullshit life story to get sympathy sex from a ridiculous amount of underage girls.
Sometimes "Pulling a Paulie" may entail faking emotional disorders, or obsessions with feminine things such as Lady Gaga, Hello Kitty, Dildos, and a common misconrception that the person pulling a Paulie is an innocent person who does not do Drugs.

After the person Pulling The Paulie wears out the pussy of the 14 year old girl, or if she has already become a horrid 16 Year Old Girl, he will tell them he wishes they were dead and will move on to the next girl. People who Pull Paulies will often convince the girl they are Madly In Love with them and are meant to be together and often use the excuse "But your different from the last few (over 9000) girls"

Fairfield County is notorious for teenagers who Pull Paulies, especially ones that invade the Hipster, Juggalo, and Grindcore scene to Ruin Lives.

Epic Trolls are notorious for Pulling Paulies every day of the week.
Joey: Dude I went to Hatebreed last night and saw Jack pullin a Paulie!

Jeff: What you mean bro?

Joey: He was gettin all sobby with some freshman on the side of the pit. He got madd road head on the way back!

Jeff: Eh she'll be gone within the week.
by tibetanmonkexperience July 16, 2011
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A paulie spread

by Toasty83 April 12, 2020
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Auntie paulie

Pronounced anti-polly. A white girl that is as annoying and repetitive as a parrot, but doesn't like crackers like Polly, and usually goes home from the club with people of the darker complexion.
How was your trip to Jamaica auntie paulie?
by Djstories February 21, 2024
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