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Colon Patroller

someone (usually male, but could be a female with a strap-on)who likes to seek pleasure in either a male or female rectum and move around while doing so.
Did you know that the Hern was such a colon patroller? Shamiqua said she thought she was undergoing exploratory surgery by him last night!
by Big Daddy Hedgehog January 22, 2009
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particleshock

A sense of awe or amazement about life in an uncertain future; a life imagined to be somewhere between science and fiction. ‘Particleshock’ can be either wondrous anticipation or woeful foreboding depending on current uses (or misuses) of science.
They were in a state of particleshock after witnessing the first detonation of an atomic weapon
by Particleshock September 6, 2010
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Patronlet

Someone who is dependent of patrons, such as a twitch streamer, or someone from tic tok. They generally have no useful skills, and will breakdown when threatened to get a real job. They have gained popularity recently and will crash soon as well. They do not contribute to society, yet are idolized by retarded middle schoolers and creepy men.
James: "Why's she crying?"
Amanda: "She is a patronlet, and nobody donated this week."
by Zany_J December 2, 2019
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Patroller

The cops waited in the patroller.
by Steveno123455677 November 11, 2021
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drama particles

Things said in a room of people that provoke drama and hostility.
Both teams were in the lunchroom and a few players on both sides added drama particles until both teams started fighting.
by MeowDevs October 2, 2023
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Smarticle Particles

A phrase meaning that someone has finally come to a realisation to something, or has figured something out. Usually used sarcastically. This one's for you Lucy >..<
"No problemo ese."
"problemo ese?"
"No problem :P"
"Smarticle Particles >..<"
by HelloLucy! October 29, 2011
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Particles

Pronounced "par ti cleez." He was the Greek god of quality-looking cheap furniture and the spokesperson for Rooms To Go.
Speaker 1: "Hey, Chuck got a new case for his home entertainment center. I heard it's pretty nice."
Speaker 2: "No. I saw it, and it's pretty cheesy. He'll be praying to Particles the first time someone puts a cold cold drink down on the wood."
by hans747 May 2, 2006
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