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Patriotic Wedgie 

When a person is hoisted up the flagpole by their underwear.
A Patriotic wedgie does make you feel a bit more American...
Patriotic Wedgie by ylviesay December 27, 2009

Patriotistic 

Osvaldo you’re being very patriotistic today you dumb bean.
Patriotistic by TheAAgent June 21, 2018

patriotic 

'to be loyal to ones country'
In the USA and UK this seems to mean:
'totally agree with everything your supposed betters tell you and never question authority'
Im patriotic I am, stand up for the national anthem, suport the England team but I really dont like paying my taxes'
patriotic by bigmeuprudeboy September 18, 2003

The Patriots 

The 12(or 20, i forget) people who actually run our country. Mention in MGS series. They control all our information using "GW", an internal information system, inside the big shell, or supposed offshore cleaning facility for a tanker crash. The Patriots were once "The Philosophers" in the Cold War, but then branched into the patriots. They control our presidents and wars.
No, its all information screened out by the Patriots.

Patriotic Fuck 

When you put a flag over his/her face and fuck him/her for your country.
Pat was so ugly he/she was a patriotic fuck.
Patriotic Fuck by d:file February 25, 2011

Patriotic Quilt 

a majestic quilt made by the patricarchy. sold by moris and boris for only $10,000 a quilt. from the land of the free, however flawed that freedom may be.
Steven: 'I just bought a patriotic quilt from Moris and Boris'

Kevin: 'Wow i've always wanted one'
Patriotic Quilt by swimmingmoose January 7, 2022