Patino

A slang word used to represent boner. The verb to patino is to get a MASSIVE boner, which is very noticable.

omg, his patino is huge!!!

by bird dropping August 2, 2009

Pattinson'd

Verb: To 'Pattinson' or 'Robert Pattinson' somebody is the act in which the perpetrator takes hold of the victim's computer or iPhone, searches for a large picture of Robert Pattinson and loads it up. When the victim regains control over his/her technology they will see a large photo of Robert Pattinson, staring back at them.

Terry returns to the living room and picks up his iPhone which he had left unattended with Marty

Terry: Ahhhhhh, dang it!

Marty: Oh yeah! That's right! You just got Pattinson'd! Got up to go to the toilet, came back and BAM! who's there waiting for you!? That's right.

by The Man Who Came To Tea April 26, 2010

patinaed

When one experiences a pressure build up in a glass tube when making BHO causing the contents to spray all over one's face and body. The green flour like effect resembles a patina.

Damn it I've been patinaed!!! How will I make my BHO and why does everything smell green??

by WESTmanBHO July 31, 2011

palming

Verb, Synonym for masturbating.

"Oh dude, I can't believe my girlfriend caught me palming myself yesterday"

by Elementum October 1, 2007

Robert Pattinson

An actor.
Not your future husband. Not a sex god. Not sex on legs. Not drop dead gorgeous.

just, an actor. Famous for his roles in Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire and the Twilight saga movies.

Robert Pattinson is an actor. End of story.

by chrissy9 August 2, 2009

Patinky

Sexual intercourse that involves the nose and nasal cavity. Usage of the nose or nasal cavity for sexual stimulation

Me and my wife engaged in great patinky last night!

by Sexmasteraidan69 March 2, 2021

eli pathing

in League of Legends, when your pathing is bad (ex. go into a team fight when everyone is dead) you have the same pathing as player "CreamyLazagna" on LoL.

me: omg i have eli pathing
friend: ya your pathing is ass

by brandonplayz February 27, 2021