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Cancer Patient

A cancer patient, usually abbreviated as "CP", refers to someone that puts in more than sufficient effort. It's a more derogatory form of the word "tryhard".
Its reasoning is that cancer patients in real life have to try very hard to overcome their cancer.
Why are we losing this game?

Because we're playing against absolute cancer patients.
by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016
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Holland Patent High School

A place where the guys are shorter than the girls, racist against black people (though they are for the most part non existent within the school) and have less testosterone than the girls as well. The hicks, the deers, AND the antelope play in the fields (usually on 4-wheelers, or some kind of farm machine). Once in a while there is a really cute guy. Other times, farm boots and cow shit are what you get. The girls are slutty. Since the school is so small, the girls desperately reach out to other schools in the district, usually by opening their legs. Overall, Holland Patent High School is a great school if you want an easy lay, or to roll in the hay with a less than attractive farmer boy.
by JustxSayinnx April 10, 2011
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Menstrual Patient

A variant of Mental Patient, an irrational craziness besets women during their period, and they are transformed into bleeding mental patients.
"Gloria has completely lost her shit. One minute she was laughing, then she burst into tears, and finally she stabbed Frank with a spoon! She's acting like a fucking Menstrual Patient!"
by Turdy Barrelnuts April 21, 2010
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Hook Patient Deluxe

Man, these girls in here are hook patient deluxe bad!!
by THE DALLAS2012 October 24, 2010
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Cancel the Payment

When your one night stand forgets the condom and the pull out method doesn't work so you have to shamefully buy Plan B at a scary gas station before the other person wakes up
That hookup was embarrassing, the sex wasn't even good and I had to cancel the payment in the morning
by Fish licking good August 7, 2016
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negative patient care outcome

Political correct term for death expirenced while at the hospital: see alsobit the shit
I was told your husband was in the hospital and was shocked to hear he had a negative patient care outcome.
by vernon February 3, 2004
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the payment

Giving someone the payment is placing your testicles on or wiping them across someones face (preferably slowly). Whomever receives the payment does not need to be a willing participant, which makes this a much more useful threat than teabagging, where the recipient must agree or be in a deep sleep. It is also considered to be more degrading by some.

The payment also has it's own vernacular. It is used only as the payment, not payment alone. The person receiving the payment is the payee.
Ex 1:

Guy 1: Don't touch my car again unless you want to receive the payment.

Guy 2: Fine, chill out man.

Ex 2:

Payee: What the hell did you just put your balls on my face for asshole!?!?

Obama: You just received the payment bitch, maybe next time you'll know who to vote for!
by MikeBGSU May 29, 2009
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