hamburger patties

noun.
fucked up small titties

"Damn, her tits are so small they look like hamburger patties with combos"

by steph & ro October 26, 2003

patties

man tits

i just flipped your patties

by 44samul May 29, 2015

Happy Patties

Before a man has anal sex with a woman, He puts lettuce in her rectumm and proceeds to ram it in. After it is thouroughly rammed, he urinates on it and then eats it.

Screw iceburg lettuce, happy pattie lettuce is the bomb!

by Jakemasta flex June 9, 2003

Krabby Patties

code word for marajuana

hey are we gonna eat some krabby patties tonight?

by JELATA April 3, 2010

party patties

Pats of butter used for erotic massage. First coined at a "Food Porn" themed orgy in 2015.

These bodacious swingers offered to cover me in party patties and jam. I was toast.

by OldHandle May 7, 2015

moist patties

when a patty is left in someone's mouth too long

"goddamn those are some moist patties"

by LeafyisBeefy7 May 29, 2017

Cracker Patties

The term used to described a Caucasian woman's flat, white butt.

"Damn, look at them cracker patties!" "I need to do more squats because I have cracker patties."

by Becky614 June 11, 2018