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Pastafucker 

A word to describe someone having an intimate relationship with pasta or one who enjoys pasta. Most commonly used by small Italians when talking to a German, as the Italian probably doesn't even know what 'fuck' means.
Feliciano: veh~ Pastafucker, I'm hungry. Can we have pasta?

Ludwig: Nein. And don't use words you don't know.
when one engages in sexual intercourse with a drunk person they meet at a social gathering either at said social gathering or immediately thereafter.
credit completely goes to syn of EF FAME!!!
"i got a safety buzz so it would cover for any partyfucking that happened later in the night"

or

"yeah man, i went to that kegger, hit on a chick all night and then i partyfucked her"
partyfuck by axionjackson August 12, 2006
What happens when get an erection and your pants fall down at your hot 6 year old sister's birthday party. Also see; Incest
Mom: who's up for cake?
You: *thinking to self* god i am so horny
Mom: blow out the candles sweety
You: *thinking to self* she can blow out my candle anyday
Then your pants fall down, causing everyone to immediatly stare at your giant pulsating penis, you then proceed to turn this occasion into a partyfuck.
partyfuck by aenimav August 16, 2006

pastey faced fucker 

someone who is so white its annoying.its not racist tho
You:look at that pastey faced fucker heas so white he is reflecting the sun into my eyes.go get a tan some colour .. ..lol......damn pastey faced fucker

fuckerware party 

A party, usually attended by women or couples (but almost never just by men, and single men are almost never invited unless they're of the homosexual occasion). It is held at one person's house. That person may or may not be the host. Whomever the host actually is will come to the party with several large plastic bins filled with sex toys, lingerie, lubricants, and oils.

Kind of like a Pampered Chef, Tastefully Simple, or Tupperware party.
Ever since my wife came home with all that stuff from the fuckerware party, she hasn't had sex with me.

Sexagesimal E.T. Dreidel-spinning Finger Fucking Double Shaft Licking Half Foot Mouth Party 

A sex position involving 6 girls and 1 guy, where each member has an active role in pleasuring said male.
There are two females positioned at each station: the penis, the fingers, and the mouth.
One girl takes on the shaft while the other takes on the head.

One girl takes each arm and puts the male's fingers in any hole possible. Preferably both use the same hole to give the scene a symmetric view.

Lastly, two girls use their tongues and lips on the entirety of the guy's mouth. By the end of the session, there should be no spit in his mouth that belongs to him.

This is a great position to use when you simply have too many girls to attend to at once. If you happen to have more girls, you can place them on your stomach and chest - work anything out. I prefer to have them just sit there, until the point when I lose my breath and succumb more to the ladies positioned at the fingers.
If you would so desire, any extra girls can work on the feet.

Simply add +1 to the name of this position for each extra girl you have, up to +3. Anyone who has 10 girls at once could risk their performance during the exercise, so please use caution.
Last night I used the sexagesimal E.T. dreidel-spinning finger fucking double shaft licking half foot mouth party +2 with my lady friends. It is now my favorite position, and I refuse to use anything else.